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- winter0
Peelosophy break:
'in' and 'out' are essentials
to find one's zipper
- MLPROJECT0
ET said phone home
Elliot said penis breath
ET gets drunk, too
- MLPROJECT0
Salute Your Shorts, man
Donkey Lips was a fat ass
Stupid TV show
- winter0
ET is bearded,
ET lives in Utah now,
is he a mormon?
- gruntt0
some things are certain
vegetable will lead to
asparagus pee
- Soler0
Thunderstorms on the
horizon and birds have fled–
Wisdom knows its place
- winter0
The summer tree stands
ignorant of hardcore bliss
from those two lovebirds
- MLPROJECT0
I'm a Cop Killer
I can hear your mother screaming
Fuck her, Cop KillerFuck the police.. yeeah
Fuck police brutality
I'm a cop killer
- winter0
Floodin is the sound
of mountain budweiser men
when they wanna pee.
- Soler0
You whorebag slut bitch
How could you do that to me?
I will reclaim me.
- grayhood0
you fucked up, you bitch
you really fucked up, you bitch
fucking nazi whore-ween
- winter0
reflection-action haiku
sturdy grows the paint
promise of lofty events
*fwooosh goes the beer can
- winter0
Summer storms galore
*house shakes like fuckin shit*
What is their intent?
- winter0
not funny. 6 on 2nd. damn.
- MLPROJECT0
Ice-T, Body Count
Bought some new adidas, G
So you can look fly
- winter0
I don't get it, man...
What prob with shooting people?
Then you do landscape.
- MLPROJECT0
Change from Cop Killer
Now its thread killer beeeeeyotch
It's time to get even!
- winter0
what is a biotch?
hope that's not the poor critter
on baltimore lawns.
- winter0
on baltimore lawns
paces this bio-tech thing
upon invention.
- winter0
I've never heard a
spiffier stunt as drop yer shoes
just because they're brown