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- k0na_an0k0
just got an email
'this is the future of the web'
anim. gif from boss.- and she was serious. :(
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a thoughtless remark
at the table at dinner
moby is in pain
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play tricks to the mind
yet satisfy the stomach
use a smaller plate
- brandelec0
holy shit kona
you better slap that bitch
tell her to gif off
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circling second
rounding all the way past third
sliding into home
- k0na_an0k0
I look at the spam.
It looks back at me and says
(So smugly), "Bite me."
- k0na_an0k0
I know you're amazed
at how I can make things fit
Into a haiku
- k0na_an0k0
You probably wish
You were nearly as gifted
At haiku spewing.
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You might even try
To convince me to back off
Before you implode.But I say, "No way!"
Mostly because I needed
Two syllables there.(2 for the price of one)
- k0na_an0k0
Predestination -
Fuck, after using that word,
Haiku's nearly full.
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to the moon alice
the vessel is nearly there
less than two hundred
- k0na_an0k0
haha. to get in political spirit.
Bush is retarded
So vote for Nader this fall
Or I’ll kick your ass
- k0na_an0k0
"Saddam found!" you brag
But George, where oh where are those
WMD's?(must say as "double-u m dees)
- k0na_an0k0
I’m mad at Kerry.
He’s got a Viet-nam record,
‘wonder what that’s like?
- k0na_an0k0
Clinton liked interns!
This Bush? Not so picky; he'd
like to fuck us all.
- k0na_an0k0
telephones ring loud
hot office melting my brain
outside trees are green
- k0na_an0k0
test output is wrong
cannot solve the damn problem
beer is far away
- k0na_an0k0
A trout leaping from
a stream. A carp. The Buddha
beside a river.
- k0na_an0k0
Pedro in the eighth
damned if you do, damned if you don't
those god-damned yankees
- brandelec0
shit motherfucker
kona is kicking ass here
go back to work dude