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- cosmo0
Dear Dinky,
I command u to stop this thread.
cosmo.
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hello
i am back for some Q/A sessions
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hey look MrDinky is back
- tkmeister0
I love MrDinky.
Dear MrDinky,
What are you having for lunch?Best,
- Gorbie0
Dear Dinky,
Lately my eating habits have come into question by my relatives and peers. it seems that they have a problem with the way i season my food. never being the kind to tell a man he's using too much salt or sugar, i don't understand if they have a personal issue with me, - or are they genuinely concerned with my health?
now i enjoy a little methamphetamine like any one else... i just think it works well in soups and sprinkled generously over salads. meth just gives that old fettucini that little extra kick it needed to become a great dish.
So i ask you, wise Dinky, should i curb my culinary methamphetamine experimentations... or should i tell my loved ones to quit treading on my passion.
concerned and tweaking,
- mongo0
dear mrdinky,
it burns when i pee
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Dear tkmeister
Lunch is for wimps.
Love Dinky
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Dear Gorbie
I believe that they are not concerned about you but rather they are more jealous of you. You should unscrew the top of the salt / pepper shaker and let them use it
Love Dinky
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ssshhh--wanna hear the meth response
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Dear Mongo
That is a common question that i get from NT.
The cause of it has to do with using soap / cheap lotion / shampoo / conditioner when you are masterbating.
Use neutral such as petrolium jelly or motion lube.
Love Dinky
- vb_0
Dear Mr.Dinky,
I shit lighter shades of brown every day. How come?
regards,
- ThreeSevenFive0
Dear MrDinky,
I'm surrounded by hacks at work, what should I do?
completely frustrated,
375
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Dear vb_
it has to do with you cannibalising Swedish. Go back to eatting some Dutch and add some Africans or Afro Americans in to yruo diet.
Asians tend to give you diearhea so aviod if possible
Love Dinky
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Dear 375
Do what i did while ago. Put posion gas in to the air filtration system. Walk around with a gas mask on and watch them drop like flies.
Or you could just do smash and run, where you run around the office with base ball bat smashing in people's head and hand. (use aluminum bat not wood, wood bats tend to obsorbe blood, skin matter and flesh and stick / also aluminum bat are hollow so you get more bang for your buck)
Love Dinky
- vb_0
thank you mr.Dinky.
- ThreeSevenFive0
Thank MrDinky!
(* makes a mad dash for aluminum bat)
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How do I get it up?
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Dear JazX
There are 3 methods of getting it up.
One, use blue pill that makes you go up .
Two, tie a rope around your neck and tie the other end to your penis. pull it hard and tighten th rope to make it appear up. you will be walking around up all the time
Three, best non-visible way is, to put very long nail (depending on your size) down the opening on your tip of your penis. you will appear up. Please sanitize the nail before you proceed.
Love Dinky
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super, let me try the blue rope nail trick
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Dinky, will I be successful in life?