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- ********0
Dear Canuck
You will have shit design job and come back in fall to ask the same question
cheers
Dinky
- ********0
Dear Dita
White is in this spring and summer.
Platform with wood base is also in.
white shoes always makes a statement
Cheers
Dinkyk
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Dear tkmeistet
sorry its gone for good.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI…
feel free to buy this one as replacement
cheers
Dinky
- Gorbie0
Dear Dinky,
By the time i hit the 30 year mark, i'd like to be a successful owner of a designer furniture store.
Unfortunately, i'm an idiot. I squander opportunities, i flash cash i don't have, and i'm an asshole to the people close to me.
i'm also slightly drunk and it's 10:00am.
My question is... Do you forsee my goals being achieved? Or am i more likely to fade into obscurity, and become a bitter, self-loathing, old man?
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being a bitter, self-loathing old man is not as bad as you fear-- we have our moments of joy just like normal people
- Gorbie0
my moments of joy are about as short lived as this cheese danish...
now 3/4 gone.
- Gorbie0
maybe i should reduce my question..
will there be more cheese danish in my future?
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Dear Gorbie
you will fade into obscurity, and become a bitter, self-loathing, old man
with cats
Cheers
Dinky
- ********0
Dinky, should I get one of those stupid fur hats like Anton newcombe?
- ********0
Dear Dinky
Killing animal is wrong but if you must you should get the fur coat like Derek.
Cheers
Dinky
- gruntt0
MrDinky-
can i get you a beer? i'm heading to the fridge. it's really no trouble at all.
With kind regards,
gruntt
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Dear Gruntt
Thats ok, I dont drink beer. i only drink coke
Thanks
Dinky
- gruntt0
Mr Dinky-
no worries. hmmm, now what should i do with this extra beer in my hand?
this is not a question for you dinky. i know just what to do.
have yourself a good evening. i'm signin' off.
Sincerely,
gruntt
- MrZinky0
Dear Dinky,
What are three food items a self respecting man should never eat?
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Dear Zinky
Truffles, goose liver, jello
Cheers
Dinky
- MrZinky0
Dear Dinky,
Did we have a moment last night?
Regards,
Zinky
- ********0
Dear Dinky,
If I build a fire when its raining, will rain come down the chimney?
- ********0
Dear Zinky
No we didnt.
I just glanced at you as i was running away from you.Cheers
Dinky
- ********0
Dear Rand
feel free to build a fire.
make sure its not xmas.cheers
Dinky
- MrZinky0
Dear Dinky,
How do you handle CD's who are dickheads?
Regards,
Zinky