She's killing me
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- johndiggity0
do not do anything mentioned in this thread.
- mrdobolina0
in a feminine southern accent say "wanna go to a gonzo party tonite?"
- Luckypp0
OK, now I can't stop.
Go up to her and say,
Women love to be treated like whores . . . don't they . . . you whore.
- Luckypp0
Do EVERYTHING in this thread.
- lifeinsodium0
haha luckypp, you are on a roll.
- SteveJobs0
tell her that the definition of irony is that her dress matches your kitchen towel pattern.
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she is weirded out by your man boobs
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha.
these are all gold.
- Luckypp0
OK, now I really have to go or I will miss my train.
- waynepixel0
Ask here if she like Animals.
And if so. You are all set to put on the donkey porn video you good .
GO GO GO
- johndiggity0
ask her if she's every had her shit pushed in.
- instantok0
ask her if she has performed any of these sexual exploits before:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/9902
she replies, "no"
you say, "would you like to?"
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the angry pirate sounds like a lot of fun
- mrdobolina0
ask her if she like 'german films'
- k0na_an0k0
put naked polaroids of yourself all over her cubicle.
- k0na_an0k0
splooge in her water bottle. after she takes a sip walk over and say 'well we're halfway there now, you might as well fuck me.'
- canuck0
You're killing me, stop whinging.
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she'd like to grab some lunch. if she says yes, point to your crotch and say "i like to call it 'lunch'"
- mrdobolina0
haha saf!
- lifeinsodium0
heh thanks rick
unzip your trousers and yell out in a cuban accent "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
- waynepixel0
Ask her if she would like to go to the ZOO with you. Then so here the Elephant.
And then slap her in the face and call her a slaper for no reason.
Then ask her why all the people are looking at you.