She's killing me
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- k0na_an0k0
put your cock in a hotdog bun and walk over and say 'i got you the footlong for lunch.'
'ok, so it's the 2 inch long but it's all the same thing.'
- lifeinsodium0
then say its not that little. but if she tells anyone, you'll shoot her in the face
- lifeinsodium0
tell her how much you admire micheal jackson and his ability to love adults and kids equally
- k0na_an0k0
tape your photoshopped head over all of her pictures of her and her friends.
- lifeinsodium0
do the robot and ask "you want a piece of this?"
- k0na_an0k0
pay a hobo $10 to try and steal her purse.
then you bust in and stab the fucker to death and save the day. she'll be so happy she'll WANT to fuck you right then and there.
you actually kill two birds with one stone here. you get to get laid AND stab a hobo.
- waynepixel0
Photocopie you cock about 100 times and stick them on her desk for no reason.
Then ask her out on a date, and not turn-up.
- waynepixel0
pay a hobo $10 to try and steal her purse.
then you bust in and stab the fucker to death and save the day. she'll be so happy she'll WANT to fuck you right then and there.
you actually kill two birds with one stone here. you get to get laid AND stab a hobo.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 4 05, 13:10)--------------------------------...
hahahahaah ya do that
- gruntt0
grab her boobs and yell 'TACOS!!!'
just trust me.
- waynepixel0
Fuck It.
Ask her if she likes Hard Porno COCK.
- tymeframe0
just go up to her and say
"yeah, the word is you're about to get canned. But , if you follow me to the bathroom and give me some motivation, I might can persuade them other wise. It's your decision."
this hasn't actually worked for me yet, but I have faith in bent!
- QuincyArcher0
dude, what you need is a quick makeover to look like this guy...
guaranteed happy ending!
- gruntt0
call her "Hottie McSweet Ass"
girls just love pet names.
- instantok0
start talking dirty to her and casually work in "i put on my cloak and wizard hat"...
- waynepixel0
Tell her. If she doe's not fuck on the first date you will tell everyone in the office that she did donkey porn. A
And you can d this because you are the web monky Thec person and now all about inter-web.
So get on with the job at hand you fuck
- mattyd0
ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fuck. and if she says no, just say, 'what? you dont like pizza!'
- k0na_an0k0
slip her a monkey.
wait. that's a bad idea. the monkey will just prolly throw it's shit around her cubicle and break stuff. what the fuck.... OH... a mickey. yeah. slip her a mickey rourke. that dude is way smoove. he'll talk you RIGHT in the sack with her in like 5 seconds.
- waynepixel0
Ask her if she woood like to see your pet monky.
What is it with the fucking monky. No that what she would say. And then.
- waynepixel0
k0na_an0k we just tought the same thing. I posted my post before I show you post and then I thought he is talking about monky
WTF
- Diesel660
I work with Bent.. and i can vouce for her hotness.
HOT!!! in all caps with 3 exclamations!