New car... which?
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- kld0
Hell yeah get the Audi wagon. I'm on my 7th Audi.
jox
(Feb 15 05, 23:38)===
is that a good thing or bad?
- jox0
Very good thing.
- abstrakt0
audi wagon... pussies
when chicks see corvette they see $$$$$$ and the penis size suddently doesn't even matter. it could be ron jeremy or it could be wiliam hung, it's $$$$$$$$. and if a chick knows her cars, when she sees an M3 she'll see $$$$$$$$
- kld0
nice, yeah I'm eyeing them. Moving to colorado sometime soon and the awd will be nice.
- clone0
kia rio mother fucker give the difference to charity or the homeless
- clone0
or shove it up your ass
- clone0
abstrakt is shallow the the kiidy pool where they pee and smile
- kld0
I'd rather pack the excess in a pipe but that's just personnel prefs
- clone0
that too kld
- kld0
turbo diesel mini, that will be fresh
- abstrakt0
the Kia Rio was rated the most unreliable car on the market by Forbes.com. no BMWs were anywhere on that list. i like the car. it's more expensive then others, but it gets decent gas mileage, it's very reliable, and it's a luxurious car. why would i get a POS like the Kia Rio when I can afford much better?
- jox0
The Kia Rio gets better gas mileage, and when it breaks down you can spend money on hookers and fine wine – money that would've gone to your BMW if you had gotten it.
So what would you rather want? A Kia AND sex? Or a BMW just because you WANT sex? See what Im getting at? So when you think about it, the shittier the car, teh more teh pr0n.
- abstrakt0
the kia rio is good for gay butt sex, that's about it. that's the gayest car i've ever seen.
- kld0
listen to jox he knows. BTW did you ever find that bird's contact info from your trip to london back a few months ago?
- jox0
omg yes – i went there several times after I tracked her down and we hung out *wink wink for a little while. Long story short, we don't anymore though. Like all *ahem* MOST women, she went coo-coo.
- kld0
don't they all. good story though ;D
- abstrakt0
jox had to track a girl down in europe just to get laid? yeah, the Kia Rio gets you laid.
- jox0
FYI, she was working on her tan on the beach as I came rolling down the beach promenade with my souped up lime green Kia (No Fear stickers, Type-R badge and 14" chrome-look alike wheel covers). She said she could hear the 1.0 4-cyl reving from miles around, and when she saw me in it, she just melted and was all like ooh and aah "please take me with you, stranger in sports car" (thick brit accent)
- kld0
nighty night all
- Blofeldt0
Hey jox, do I remember rightly that you have an S4 Estate?
I'm thinking of buying a 1999 one around september time. What's it been like to own?