PVN Anthology II
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- emokid0
Don't eat Chinese or Indian for lunch.
Don't eat their food either.
JazX
(Jun 8 05, 11:12)
- JazX0
he's from sacramento and he needs to go to pakistan to learn how to kill americans? what a dumbass
uberdesigner
(Jun 8 05, 12:53)
- mayo0
hahahahahahaahaha...
My wife just called crying
-------------------- --------I give your marriage less than a year.
uberdesigner
(Jun 8 05, 16:09)
- paraselene0
Are you drunk, jaz, or just typing with your face? I have no idea what that means.
skt
(Jun 8 05, 10:32)
- designerror0
it's a matter of asserting your dominance. like a dog would fuck a couch. you're wlecome to fuck my in the eye. but rest assured what i see will sorely be dissapointing.
Gorbie
(Jun 9 05, 01:02)hhahahahahah reply of the month
ahhahahahahahaa
- paraselene0
just want to admit that i am very uncomplicated and clean (to mention with: i use the toilet while sitting)
pascii
(Jun 9 05, 02:07)pascii's pitch to let him crash at your place - whaddya think?
- e-pill0
ive never seen anyone wirte effin like that before!!
Stir
(Jun 9 05, 05:21)whats wrong with 'fucking'?
save
(Jun 9 05, 05:22)
- JazX0
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
eh, noone cares but...
none because they're all sitting in the dark crying about it!
*crowd goes silent
jdcomba
(Jun 10 05, 09:06)ha
- JazX0
when i first started learning design, i had to learn both Pagemaker and Quark. Quark was so much better, i swore I would have its lovechild.
I'd be a single mother now if InDesign hadn't seduced the shit outta me!
mayo
(Jun 10 05, 10:04)
- jevad0
Disperse.
QBN
(Jun 10 05, 11:40)
- JazX0
don't fight it.
you're in love.
gruntt
(Jun 14 05, 06:49)
- JazX0
I particularly hate the @ symbol in DIN as it looks like someone got hold of poor lowercase D and molested it.
honest
(Jun 17 05, 07:13)
- paraselene0
shit! i forgot my internet girlfriend was a jew!
Kes
(Jun 21 05, 08:08)
- Gorbie0
beautiful narration. Sorry for the facts
Fariska
(Jun 21 05, 13:16)----
i think fariska just stumbled upon the meaning of life.
blaw
(Jun 21 05, 13:18)..
- e-pill0
dinky turned asian!!
brandelec
(Jun 21 05, 16:31)
- peteski0
Enter response:
wow!!! I was pronouncing it JalineTouchMyNuts the whole time...
... ha. The things we take as 'given'.
PonyBoy
(Jun 21 05, 17:53)
- todelete__20
gruntt solution to a 'bird chirping' sound from a NT members laptop.
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You're going to need the following materials:
1 Down Pillow
2 Cans of Spray Mount
Yellow Paint
Bird Seed
1 Hammer
A quiet room with sturdy table.
1 Can of Beerhere is what you do: Open the seam of the down pillow along one side, careful not to spill the feathers.
Have a friend (or not a friend, it doesn't matter) cover your body with the spray adhesive.
Starting at the top, dump the down pillow feathers on your head and body making sure to cover entire body except for your nose and your mouth.
Take the yellow paint and dip your nose/mouth area into (breath OUT not IN).
Wait for paint to dry.
Place the offending laptop off center on the sturdy table in the quiet room.
To the side of the laptop place a good size pile of birdseed.
Holding the hammer behind your back, strut around the room making bird like sounds and motions (jerky head movements, etc).
Take notice of the birdseed and approach it with curiousity.
Look back and fourth in a birdlike manner and stick your face down into the pile of birdseed and quickly stand back up spitting seeds all over the place.
Repeat 3-29 times until the bird inside of your laptop feels safe eating the birdseed with you.
Once the bird comes out and starts eating smash the bastard with the hammer.
Problem solved, have a beer.
gruntt
(Jun 22 05, 08:12)
- Jaline0
i just tried to transfer you 0.25, but it told me that african users cant receive money via paypal, they can only send.
Xrtions
(Jun 22 05, 08:44)
- blaw0
i posted this in the PBS a few days ago.
:)
e-pill
(Jun 22 05, 08:46)----
i have you on ignore.
kOna
(Jun 22 05, 08:47)
- JazX0
stating your loathing for bush is the most reduntant form of rhetoric this decade has seen
and given that this forum is primarily composed of bush haters (me being one), i'd have to ask why your statement warranted posting if anything other than for the need of acceptance...
SteveJobs
(Jun 24 05, 08:45)