PVN Anthology II
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- jevad0
yo dude the wambulance just left after picking up mr. poopy pants from another thread. you best get on the horn and have them turn around.
lvl_13
(Jun 24 05, 14:20)
- e-pill0
i will be in some building with my telescope checking out ladies in other buildings changing.
jdcomba
(Jun 25 05, 13:34)
- e-pill0
tell me more tk
*puts on wizard hat and robe.
gruntt
(Jun 25 05, 14:39)
- JazX0
i had a passionate love affair with saturday, but when i awoke then next morning she was gone.
blaw
(Jun 27 05, 07:22)
- JazX0
I don't miss being a kid, if I never see the inside of a chimney again it'll be too soon...
kelpie
(Jun 29 05, 08:03)
- JazX0
i don't miss drinking in the woods, running from the cops or having to hitchhike to my girlfriend's house in the middle of the night.
okay, so i still have to hitchhike to my girlfriend's house, but that's because i don't want my wife to hear me starting up the vehicle.
j/k.
blaw
(Jun 29 05, 12:25)
- fullerc0
link to DJ Yoda you have?
fullerc
(Jun 28 05, 10:28)
i crack myself up.
- fullerc0
extra points if they have pabst or pbr in cans. haha.
kOna
I always knew he took it in the can!
fullerc
(Jun 3 05, 09:37)JazX
(Jun 3 05, 09:39)
good too see I crack others up too!
- JazX0
jazx - how ya gonna sing with NO HANDS???
what an idiot.
gruntt
(Jun 30 05, 12:20)
- gruntt0
(i know it's not cool to post your own stuff in the anthology but this just cracks me up - from the "yankin' teeth" thread)
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you're right, it can make your weeny fall off AND to add insult to injury you can't catch it because you've had your hands amputated AND to add even more insult to injury you'll have to pick your fallen weeny up with you MOUTH which means you'll be walking around with a WEENY IN YOUR MOUTH and every time someone says "dude you have a weeny in your mouth" you'll have to spit it out and say "yeah, i know" then (without the aid of hands) you'll have to get down on your knees to pick up your, now dirty, weiner with your mouth again.
makes you think though, as a teenage boy you probably tried at least once to get your mouth down to your pecker without success. Puts that whole "careful what you wish for" thing into perspective, huh?
gruntt(Jun 30 05, 12:16)
- paraselene0
dont know if is effective, but since i started growing britons inside a tiny box on a messageboard things got really better.
phaser
(Jul 11 05, 06:54)
Crouwel
(Jul 11 05, 08:24)
- spongebob0
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
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So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
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They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.-
And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.(i didn't make this up....I just grabbed it from a friends profile.)
jimeeboy51
(Jul 10 05, 11:19)
- skt0
you were also funny, but my mum said to your mum that I wasn't to hang about with you and your mum called my mum a slag and then my mum keyed your mums escort and then all hell broke out, so I docked points :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 07:52)I thought that was just as funny kelpie.
- kelpie0
I love you Kelpie, you rule
skt
(Jul 11 05, 08:39)aw thanks man, your not so bad yourself ;)
- Crouwel0
quit sticking to the subject
Rand
(Jul 10 05, 12:35)
- kelpie0
ok, I made that one up, me bad :(
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 08:51)
- paraselene0
I love you Kelpie, do you want to move into a three-storey brownstone and pleasure one another and perhaps adopt an asian baby at some point? Or at least meet my flatmates?
skt
(Jul 11 05, 08:39)aw thanks man, i'll bring the schnapps, but you'll have to be responsible for any miscellany such as small animals or unusual fabrics that you might be fond of ;)
kelpie
(Jul 11 05, 08:51)
- skt0
Caaaaaaaaaaaaants.
skt
(Jul 11 05, 08:39)
- kelpie0
Hi, I eat babies and have no friends
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 08:54)
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no hi-jacking in the anthology thread please
Crouwel
(Jul 11 05, 08:52)thankyou Janne, she made me cry :(
- paraselene0
ouch! well, that's the last time i try to encourage you lot to do something really special - i mean somthing nobody's ever attempted before, something that'd knock their socks off good and you go and say i eat babies, etcetera. pfft.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 08:54)
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