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- JazX0
- JazX0
Prev, Next Respond i wanted to get into boxing a few years ago but was flat broke and there were no meat processing plants near me, so instead of punching a side of beef i bought a few whole chickens. not really the same thing. i ended up using the chickens as more of a hanging speed bag.
then the neighbors dogs burst in like that scene from a christmas story and ate my boxing chickens.
and just like that, 2 days into training, my boxing career was over... and i killed 6 dogs... and my neighbor.
kOna
(Jun 6 05, 11:35)lol
- brandelec0
haha there's too much bass in your voice jaz
- JazX0
I toll yooo, ayy wassa tooka beetin
- IRNlun60
start doing nuckle push-ups, meaning just make fists and do a push-up. You need to start strengthening your wrists...
- ricstultz0
jesus, I think Jazx ate jar jar Binks.
- JazX0
Protein, Sit-ups, Sit-ups, Sit-ups, Push-Ups, Sit-ups, Medicine Ball, Hard Core Cardio. Then again it would depend on what weight class you are thinking of fighting in.
NO CARBS
- JazX0
Protein, Sit-ups, Sit-ups, Sit-ups, Push-Ups, Sit-ups, Medicine Ball, Hard Core Cardio. Then again it would depend on what weight class you are thinking of fighting in.
NO CARBS
- todelete__20
to strengthen my midsection i asked a buddy who works at a local car wash for a favor.
after hours i replace the nice cushy brushes in the wash with wooden mallets and baseball bats. then i turn the carwash on high so them washers are spinning like a muther fucker.
then i run through it with my arms above my head.
- rabattski0
i heard masturbating is good excercise.
- todelete__20
then i have to be one of the top like 50 in shape people in the world rabattski.
- JazX0
I was a boxer in my former life, I'm convinced of it. Once in a while I even like to wear a cup, that way if someone is tempted to punch you in the weiner it don't hurt.
- tonx0
I boxed my whole life...the best thing to do is find a GOOD gym, it can be a pro gym like palamino boxing club [on la brea in LA] or gleasons [nyc] or your local boys club. The problem with pro gym's is that they are full of pro's who want to 'work' and you quite possibly are not ready for it.
The real difference between a pro and someone who isn't, is that a pro will make you miss[slip punches] and then counter. The amatuer boxer can't deal with this and gets hurt in a pro gym. Remember the pro is just looking for some 'work' so if you agree to get in the ring with hi or her it's your fault.
I would start out with a two string bag. Get to a gym and learn a nice crisp one two [jab followed by an overhand right] Practise on your 2 string bag. It will teach you the mechanics how to move. Get ready to feel awkward.
nice 2 string on sale...
- JazX0
you sound cool tonx, but just remember I own the X here, well maybe me and Josimar ;)
- backwards0
i box wiggety wack crackers erryday
- rabattski0
so no one here who learned it on the streets like kOna did?
- rabattski0
aggressive masturbation that is.
- tonx0
ever try masturbating aggressively with boxing gloves on?
thats why they have vaseline in the corner
- blaw0
you sound cool tonx, but just remember I own the X here, well maybe me and Josimar ;)
JazX
(Jun 6 05, 12:41)----
better hope he doesn't want to fight you for it; sounds like he's tossed a punch or two.
- rabattski0
masturbating w/ boxing gloves on is for the pro's. outta my league :)