Bird Chirping
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- slinky
GRRRRRRRRRR. I have a random bird chirping noise coming from my work laptop. can't find out where it is coming from.
ran AdAware and searched HD for *bird*, *chirp* ....
anyone else have this before?
- junker0
Its called "sex a la bird"
- MX_OnD0
download some porn, then it won't be so "squeakyClean"
- todelete__20
there is a condor stuck behind your keyboard.
get it out now before it lays eggs!
- nsa0
no no! let it lay eggs and then sell them for top dollar! cage free baby!
- gruntt0
You're going to need the following materials:
1 Down Pillow
2 Cans of Spray Mount
Yellow Paint
Bird Seed
1 Hammer
A quiet room with sturdy table.
1 Can of Beerhere is what you do: Open the seam of the down pillow along one side, careful not to spill the feathers.
Have a friend (or not a friend, it doesn't matter) cover your body with the spray adhesive.
Starting at the top, dump the down pillow feathers on your head and body making sure to cover entire body except for your nose and your mouth.
Take the yellow paint and dip your nose/mouth area into (breath OUT not IN).
Wait for paint to dry.
Place the offending laptop off center on the sturdy table in the quiet room.
To the side of the laptop place a good size pile of birdseed.
Holding the hammer behind your back, strut around the room making bird like sounds and motions (jerky head movements, etc).
Take notice of the birdseed and approach it with curiousity.
Look back and fourth in a birdlike manner and stick your face down into the pile of birdseed and quickly stand back up spitting seeds all over the place.
Repeat 3-29 times until the bird inside of your laptop feels safe eating the birdseed with you.
Once the bird comes out and starts eating smash the bastard with the hammer.
Problem solved, have a beer.
- emokid0
lol gruntt! classic post
- todelete__20
omg gruntt that was fucking funny!
- gruntt0
*curtsies