Worst jokes thread
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Post only jokes that you made up yourself right here, right now.
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here's mine:
A pirate calls a friend to pick him up. The friend asks: "Where should i pick you up then?"
the pirate answers:
"At the airrrrrrrrrport!"
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i put my hand in my underwear and took the hand out, and smelled it
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Q: Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves
A: Christopher Walken
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that's not a joke, that's a habit.
don't spoil it now.
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o ok sorry
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you did not make that one up yourself, jens!
you are all frauds!
grrr!!
- Kiko0
what did the peanut say to the potato?
Easy now
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this is not gonna work! :(
at least i laughed real hard reading my own joke!
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that is good Kiko!!
any more?
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whaaaat.. i did! .. arh, okay i cheated a bit.. here we go
A young boy asks his priest if God is a man or a woman. ...
The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.
The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both.
Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both.
The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"
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2 lemons walking on the street, Lemon two is far behind. Lemon one looks back and sais.....
hurry up
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A duck walks in to a drustore and says, got apples?
the store owners say no we dont sell apples
duck says ok and leave
the duck comes back in to a drustore and says, got apples?
the store owners say told you no we dont sell apples
duck says ok and leave
the duck comes back in to a drustore and says, got apples?
the store owners say told you again no we dont sell apples
duck says ok and leave
the duck comes back in to a drustore and says, got apples?
the store owners say i told you we dont sell apples and next time you come back in i am gonna nail to you to the floor
duck says ok and leave
the duck comes back in to a drustore and says, got nail?
the store owners say nooo we dont nail !
duck says ok and says got apples?
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lolz kiko!!! the worse the better!!!!!!!!!!
*hic
jens, i really liked that joke but i have a feeling that one existed already as well.
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what did a dog say to a cat?
bark
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hahahahahaha dinky!!!!!!!!!!
+ 1000!!!!!!!!!!!
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the apple joke.. but when i had a few wines i laugh the hardest to these bad DIY jokes!!!
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How do you stop 4 canadiens from raping a moose:
turn on tv with NHL playoffs
alt. answers
steal the stanley cup trophy
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How many JazX's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: none, JazX isn't real and he lives in hyperspace.
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what does a chinese guy in new york say when he answers the phone?
hello
- Kiko0
Two fat guys in a park, fat guy two sits on fat guy one, fat guy one sais...
Ouch