Worst jokes thread
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a pirate and a parrot are walking into a bar.
the parrot says to the tender:
2 beerrrr please!then the pirate says: hey you are supposed to repeat me! how did you know?
parrot: i am psykik!! haarrr harr!
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what do you do when you cross the street to get to the other side
nothing
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what do u call honry lonely guys who spend time on internet crowd around when a virutal girl comes in to the thread?
NTer / starwars fan
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what did the cup say to the spoon?
not much really.
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what do you get when you mix a buttoks and a vegetable?
ASSparagus
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hahaa!!
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a man farts in the elevator and walks out. another person walks in and what does he say
excuse me
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how do you stop 4 black guys from raping a white gilr?
throw them a basketball
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What did the unicorn say to the crying horse?
If you don't shut-the-f*ck-up I'm gonna' stick my horn up your @ss!
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how do u stop a sweds from commiting suicides?
why would you want to stop them>?
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A: Knock Knock?
B: Whos There?
A: Pizza
B: Pizza Who?
A: Pizza Delivery
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waht do u call a german?
german
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Where did the guy with big cheeks come from?
Cheekoslovakia
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bush, chirac and dutch pm balkenende are sitting in a plane.
then bush says, hey we are flying over NYC now!
chirac asks: how do you know?
bush: i just touched the empire state building!
hours later chirac says they are flying over paris now..
bush asks, how do you know?
chirac: i just touched the Eiffel Tower!
one hour later Balkenende says we just flew over Amsterdam.
the others, rather surprised, ask, how do you know that then?
balkenende: i just put my hand out of the window and my Rolex is gone now.
harr harr
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a preganent woman walks in to a bar and asks for a beer, the bar keep notices that she is preganent and says..
what would u like?
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what did the doorbell say to the frontdoor after their first date
give me a ring..
hahahahahha funniest joke i evar made up
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lol kiko.
my last one is actually a real old dutch joke translated to now..
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a bar walks into a tender and asks:
is it safe?
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elvis walks into a bar and asks:
is it safe to be tender?