< Bill Perkins
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- Bill_Perkins0
listen megatron, i'll kill you dead.
i'm just starting to feel a buzz, and I'll tell you when to start and when to finish. speaking of finish, i need some back end work, where's that slurpee slinger at?
- jakeyj0
whoever is being bill perkins is doing a brilliant job.
funny.
- mrdobolina0
Bill Perkins needs some perkocets.
- jox0
Can't believe a second person tries to be funny with the same Bill impersonation somebody else did yesterday. How sad.
- ********0
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!
jox i totally missed that!
- Bill_Perkins0
Now you listen to me, frenchie wanna fuck. i wasn't around yesterday but i'm here now. go fill your gastank with some $16 petrol and shove the pump thingy up your arrogant ass. and by the way, it's called gas.
eat me.
- ********0
i meant: i missed the fact that there are two bill perkins' in this thread. not that i created the second name missing the first.
- dibec0
lol.
- Bill_Perkins0
SERIOUSLY, WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?
HUH? C'MON FUCKSTICKS.
- ********0
Now you listen to me, frenchie wanna fuck. i wasn't around yesterday but i'm here now. go fill your gastank with some $16 petrol and shove the pump thingy up your arrogant ass. and by the way, it's called gas.
eat me.
Bill_Perkins
(Nov 11 05, 12:55)AAAHAHAHAHHAHA!
- ********0
SERIOUSLY, WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?
HUH? C'MON FUCKSTICKS.
Bill_Perkins
(Nov 11 05, 13:01)swampy will, fannybaws:
- skelly0
I've never seen son and Bill Perkins in the same room.... coincidence?
- Bill_Perkins0
what are you laughing at, jackhole? you think cuz you're from the middle of the country you can play both sides? that's right, i see you. i'm looking right at you with your seldom worn Angels cap...wipe that face off your head, shithead.
i didn't watch my buddies die in nam so design elitists like yourself could tell me what's good and what's bad flash. you want flash, i'll show you flash, right to your fucking head. you hear me now?
- Bill_Perkins0
son can't form complete sentences.
and don't even talk to me, you skirt wearing scottish homo. get out of my thread before i shove a nine iron up your milky white ass
- ********0
you talk to me like that again shitbox and i swear on all that's holy i'm going to drive tonight to your office, which is probably your grandmothers basement and i'm going to take every office supply you have and shove it up your ass, then gut you and take them back out again and place them ever so gently back in place and have a nice dinner with your grandmother while we talk about how you wet the bed until you were 30.
- ********0
nine iron, is it?
the riddle is solved.
- Bill_Perkins0
*runs
...to Wheaton, IL for a hot date with the arabian slurpee slinger!
- ********0
aye run tae the hills ya muckle piff.
- ********0
if you come to wheaton i'm not kidding you'd better bring your fucking a game buddy cause i'm gonna have a nice steak ready for you and a warm glass of merlot and we'll sit and eat by the fire and...
wait. what the fuck.
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
man. not sure what happened just then.
- Oneburn0
Got some new calls. He's threatening litigation! Going to the office to record em.