< Bill Perkins
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- mattyd0
i am bill perkins.
- arinya0
His name is Bill Perkins
- McFlooter0
His disease is spreading. I just had a voice spam call from a telemarketer that calls about once a week, and I almost went off on him Bill Perkins style. HEY MOTHERFUCKER... FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
... sheesh. Good thing it's Friday.
- lvl_130
BP style on his ass!
i'm going to use that from now on.
- skelly0
All your life are belong to Bill Perkins.
- robotron3k0
omg! this thread is out of control...
- Bill_Perkins0
You are out of control.
Now you will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep. You got that, grandma?
Read the nametag.
You're in my world now.
- radar0
Fuck You Bill Perkins - you doesn't owns me MOTHERFUCKER!
- todelete__20
i just called again. why won't this guy pick up his phone?
i had my arabian accent all in order and was going ot offer my 'backend developement' services to him from india.
you motherfuckerpickupyourphone!
- Rand0
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha...
- radar0
that would make nice wallpaper Rand.
- mattyd0
my favorite part of the voicemails are is the female voice telling the call's information...
"'(In angry Bill Perkins voice) YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP! YOU FUCK! (in soft woman's voice) End of message."
- Bill_Perkins0
I'm not picking up the phone because I'm not drunk enough yet. I've only been gin drinking since 8am.
fuck you motherbitch fucksack
- megatron51500
Should have started earlier, ya putz!
- todelete__20
I'm not picking up the phone because I'm not drunk enough yet. I've only been gin drinking since 8am.
fuck you motherbitch fucksack
Bill_Perkins
(Nov 11 05, 12:04)well,
*cough. in thick arabic accentthen i have good news for you my friend. i am a very edumacated backend developer from india looking for american partners.....
- mrdobolina0
wouldnt he have an indian accent?
- radar0
yes Indian, and throw in a slurpee machine reference, since Bill's a RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!
- todelete__20
*writes down slurpee machine reference.
good. gooooood.