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- mr_snuggles0
yes...
- KuzIII0
hang in there snuggles. I heard about your situation. I hope things get better soon.
And you're still my beige brother, always :)
- 5timuli0
"You fucking masturbate like a furious horny monkey, man, what else do you reckon could ever work so well?!?!"
You are fuckin spot on Kelpie my son, spot on ;) It's the future! Nothing's more guaranteed to send you to sleep than a loving embrace with Pam and her sisters.
- mr_snuggles0
thanks my brotha from anotha mutha, things are ok, not ideal by any means, but ok for now...
- mirrorball0
Suppose I should stop worrying how much my ebay auctions are at b4 headin ta bed.
Maybe need a girlfriend to help me get rid of the extra energy, oh how I miss them late evenings of indian head massges etc...
- kelpie0
oh! I missed your troubles snuggs - hope your coping mate :)
- mr_snuggles0
yeah sure, whatever....
:P
- kelpie0
oh how I miss them late evenings of indian head massges etc...
mirrorball
(Jan 11 06, 01:59)yeah, I miss that 'etc' too. Though my bird does have rather long simian arms, it's still difficult for her to wank me off from a distance of 12'000 miles. ug, too much info :/
- mirrorball0
Sounds like Kelpie needs a fleshtorch
- kelpie0
they're shite, mate.
- mirrorball0
Surely they need to design a sextoy for men that has the same effect as "the rabbit" restore the balance of things between the sexes.
- kelpie0
possibly a sixth finger sticking out the side of your hand to tickle your balls? just a thought.
not a particularly wholesome one, right enough.
*note to self:
if you're in a hole, stop digging.
- ********0
Kelpie, you are sharing too much.
- kelpie0
how else am I to pass on my wisdom to a younger generation? my sperm is sluggish and directionless.
DOH!
I'm going home.
- paraselene0
kelpie! control your fingers.
i don't care which words you wank to, but be careful what you type. you're on thin ice.
- kelpie0
its not me its not me its not me its not me its not me
:0
- kelpie0
oh god I havn't slept in weeks
- Bullitt0
Have you started to hallucinate yet? Happened to me while writing me dissertation. Big trouble in Little China
- mirrorball0
Kelpie that wa s a cracker, good concept there.
- kelpie0
I have a medium sized army of vietnamese children churning them out as we speak mate. watch this space