too much sun?
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- jevad0
bollocks
- algorithm0
shes got some seerious droppage on her mammaries. Don't know why I noticed that.
- SaintWalker0
I think she looks super cool, like some sort of reptile grandma. I wonder if she has a long split tounge and claws...
Awesome.
- imavery0
Do your boobs hang high
do your boobs hang low
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low
- digilee0
what disturbs me is where her facking tits are.
err hello?
- rasko40
heh
- imavery0
i just read my own response, and I think I took it to the wrong place
- imavery0
considering the time period of the photo, my sherlock holmes sluething skills point me to a mad splooger common during the late 80s. A young nameless boy of the perverted kind would spy his target, and silently but quickly squirt his jizz bombs on unsuspecting mothers busy basking in the warm sun. Not often, but also known to happen, a young child may be a target of mishap. Perhaps sitting up unexpectedly, tripping, or other child shenanigans. In this instance, this woman was tanning her leathery back, and her grandson was hidden behind her. When the "perp" struck, she yelpped, and the young wipper-snapper sat up instantly getting a chin full of the man juice.
- rasko40
"7. ) boys chin has fine line of lighter shades of skin tone (similar to the jizz on her sholder) "
so do you think that perhaps the kid was sucking someone off behind grannies back, and they both caught some action? Or maybe granny had heard about the moisturising qualities of splooge and made the young boy extract from source?
- Jnr_Madison0
I have only ever been asked once to add Jizz in photoshop.
- imavery0
so, you want more.
5.) Irregular coloring on boys knees.
6.) stange (compression) coloring on blue bag
7. ) boys chin has fine line of lighter shades of skin tone (similar to the jizz on her sholder)
8.) unmatching shadow through middle of woman's thigh
9.) done enough photoshop conterfiet to put this one to shame.
- horton0
+ somebody please explain that breast-sag!
- foreign0
you know what's even funnier, her tit's are hanging down to her naval... now that's disgusting.
- rasko40
are you suggesting you would happily eat out that bird?
- horton0
disputing
#1: long focal length = distorted/ compressed depth and shallow depth of field.
#2: bad camera or scan + yes some heavy sharpeing.
#3: same as above.
#4: jiz theory is correct.
:)
- shilohous0
that is the exact color i know when the turkey is done
- Jnr_Madison0
4.) inconsistant coloring on right solder blade, what is that? jizz?
do you need more?
imavery
(Jan 22 06, 16:23)LOLZ
- imavery0
not saying that it isn't a funny picture, or that its not possible. Just that photoshop was used to enhance the joke.