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- version30
brush after breakfast and before bed guaranteed
other than that it's kind of a hit and miss with mouthwash and rinsing alot is about it
if i could figure out how to brush my teeth while i work out i might be on to something though
- MX_OnD0
*votes Euthymol too
been using it for years, aye it does taste like deepHeat but it is grand stuff and been around a lot longer than any of yer colgate shitening pish!
- _salisae_0
i brush after every shit talk episode on nt with qbngate and my finger.
- Nairn0
It kind of makes sense to brush after eating, no? But, no - brushing teeth is for fools - we're all going to die of Avian Flu soon anyway, so why waste precious time on feckless personal pursuits such as hygiene?
- flavorful0
Before and After.
- pluto0
that's hot
- Jaline0
Before and after. If I'm feeling really sleepy or nauseous (breakfast foods make me feel sick sometimes), then I will eat breakfast first and then brush my teeth.
I hate the toothpaste and everything, but it's pretty nasty to not brush your teeth at least twice a day, haha.
- kelpie0
I am aware of no silk 'kerchief, for the record.
- taragee0
i think everyone brushes you filthy muthafukas dont FLOSS tho! DISGUSTING
- jox0
I have a weird thing - I can't drink coffee in the morning unless I've brushed my teeth first. And I usually have my morning coffee when I'm 20 minutes late already so sometimes I skip brushing a second time. I feel so dirty.
- e-pill0
i floss with a shot of coffee
- kelpie0
incidentaly, I brush my teeth to the point of ocd, but still they are pretty horrendous, as a teenager I became removed, mid journey, from a motorised bicycle and also from the majority of my god given gnashers, unfortunately my bored and underqualified dental physician, replaced them with strangely green coloured caps, I complained little as my main concern was with removing my personage from the blast radius of his gin breath. perhaps I should have been more persistant, as the damage was easily done, and tragicaly difficult to undo.
I'm saving for screw-ins.
- Nairn0
If the taste/texture of toothpaste makes you feel nauseous and like you want to gag in the morning, try and find a brand called 'Euthymol'.
It's got a very strong, 'hot' taste (not unlike that 'deep heat' shit people rub into muscles), but once you get used to it (in itself an interesting challenge to liven up the morning) it's the perfect thing.
Although it doesn't contain Fluoride or Calcium, it essentially strips away your mucuol lining and replaces it with an anti-bacterial layer of fire.. which, although it sounds bad, is perfect for first thing in the morning.
As you can tell, I'm a big fan - I've even considered trading it as there's no dedicated website and, really - The World Needs To Know.
Aaaaaanyway.
- Nairn0
..oh.. and the packaging is beautiful (for a toothpaste! :)
http://images.google.co.uk/imgre…
(had to get something design-related this morning)
- mpfree0
what the fuck is wrong with you?
of course I brushed my teeth you dirty bastard and my balls.!
;)
- Nairn0
Ouch. Why on Earth do you brush your balls? Is it kind of like the deal with shammy leathers, where you scuff them to make them smoother to the touch?
Truly, you've worried me today.
- chossy0
I haven't been to a dentist in around ten years :D and my teeth are wicked fine yo :F, I am however going to get some cosmetic dentistry done when I have the money as my bottom row is wonky and has been since I was 13 he he.
Oh I brush in the morning and most evenings except when I am too tired and think I may choke, I also don't floss cause I can't do it right I keep cutting ym gums to shit and bleeding I don't enjoy this.
- mpfree0
I brush them with a silk hanky. I stole it from kelpie's bedroom!@