How would you like to die?
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- Nairn0
lesbians?
You want to die wanking, garett_west?
- Mimio0
//get'n run-ova buy a 16-wheeler after gettin chased out my 15 year-old girlfriend's bedroom by her pappy and trippy'n over a large hedge made outta meth.
- k0na_an0k0
//get'n run-ova buy a 16-wheeler after gettin chased out my 15 year-old girlfriend's bedroom by her pappy and trippy'n over a large hedge made outta meth.
Mimio
(Aug 8 06, 09:29)Mimio's a pedophile!?!
- brandelec0
like scarface,,, but instead of bullets, i want fake breasts
- Engage0
...a chav
- Mimio0
Hang on while I grow a soul patch and Snidely Whiplash stash.
- Crouwel0
Being dipped in honey and thrown into a pit full of sexy lesbians.
They don't even have to be sexy. Just lesbians. But not the Rosie Odonell lesbians.
garett_west
(Aug 8 06, 09:28)haha
- k0na_an0k0
Hang on while I grow a soul patch and Snidely Whiplash stash.
Mimio
(Aug 8 06, 09:46)haha. But fyi pedophiles don't have soul patches, only a pedophile moustache. Unless of course you are a hipster pedophile, then a soul patch WITH the moustache would be pimp.
- flavorful0
We prefer child molester moustache to pedophile moustache...
Not a big deal to you I'm sure.
But it's like calling a dwarf a midget.
They don't like it.
- mg330
I always think I'm going to die from falling space junk/asteroid or meteor.
- Rand0
rapture
- flavorful0
In reality, I want t o die a really cheesy way.
Knowing that my wife will soon follow inevitably from the Super-AIDS I would have given to her because I can't stop poking myself with needles I find under bridges.
- emokid0
young and soon
- flavorful0
If the good die young, I should have been an abortion.
- k0na_an0k0
i'd like to go by being shot from a cannon into a group of muslim terrorists wearing a helmet made of bacon.
- gramme0
heart failure immediately after dropping into a set wave with the grankids hooting from the shoulder. I shall then sleep with the fishes.
-or-
in the arms of my soon-to-be-wife, naked as we came (in the words of Sam Beam)
- Rand0
drowning in a sea of love
- Silnt0
Wicked response!.
Keep it coming, please.