How would you like to die?
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- flavorful0
Actually, I'd want it to be some self-less act, heroic in nature, so after all is said and done with my life it would be the ultimate head scratcher.
"He only cared about himself for as long as I've known him, except apparently he saved a group of child cancer survivors from certain death at the hands of impending doom."
or
"One second, he was doing what he does, staring at himself in the mirror and then boom ... he is gone like Flash gone ... apparently he saw a little old lady attempting to get across the street and pushed her to safety but got hit by a mac truck in the process .... I mean I'm glad he is dead because the lady broke both of her hips and they don't think she is going to make it ... just like him though ... after all this he tries to do s omething nice and it doesn't even work out. I can't wait to piss on his grave."
- bolus0
doesn't matter, as long as it makes me famous
- nosaj0
I don't think I want to die.
- mg330
Whatever happens, my parents have directions to make sure that Striesand's Send In The Clowns is played at my funeral.
Just to keep confusin' em.
- flavorful0
Haha, I actually have told a plethora of people I want to be carried out (or to have my initial cermony to end with, if I have no body left) to 'Battle Hymn of the Republic'.
However, I'll have no idea if they do or not.
I just want that out there, that is what I want.
- garett_west0
I want to be run over by the Swedish Bikini Team's bus. Because after I do you know all 20+ of them will run off and try to revive me with mouth to mouth.
Oh yeah.
giggidy giggidy
- visualplane_0
I want to die in my sleep with Star Jones sitting on my face
- mg330
that's sick.
- k0na_an0k0
i just puked up food i ate six weeks ago that was so fucking gross
- Rand0
+1 visualplane
hell, +100
- visualplane_0
haha
- algorithm0
great white
- TenaciousG0
I wanna go out in style, preferably wearing a nice suit and slowly bleeding to death in a hot girl's arms after I've just won a gangland-style gun fight...
Then the director said cut, and I walked outside and was hit by the studio tour bus.
Infamy, all the way.
- visualplane_0
Star Jones was an opiniated talk show host from an American day time show called "The View". I turned on the tube a few months ago, and somehow she lost a ton of weight. Here's a before pic
I think she looks creepy today
- Rand0
she is a subhuman
- grunttt0
i would like to spontaneosly combust while lookiing at a Jackson Pollock painting - becoming part of that painting.
The currator would have to take a double take at the piece thinking he/she saw something different but dismissing it and walking on.
- chossy0
Quietly in my sleep.
- TheBlueOne0
Hard. With a vengeance.
- TheBlueOne0
While mounting the Great Wall.