first world problems
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- ********0
My status as Nigerian royalty is useless as no one that I e-mail is willing to help me despite a reward of millions of dollars.
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Laughing out loud as much as I LOL would make me look like I have decompensated schizophrenia.
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I have to take a dump but my smartphone is recharging.
- lol. that will be a boring dumpdbloc
- indeed********
- cant you hold it? the dump i mean...cruddlebub
- Noggin0
The office toilet door has a gap in it.
- CALLES0
i didn't have lunch today.... cuz i didnt feel like it
- dbloc0
Why does Microsoft Word take forever and a day to open up?
- dasohr0
shipping something work a quarter million dollars in a 5 dollar box.
- feel0
trying to come up with a funny first world problem pun
- monospaced0
because they're building a new subway line near my apartment, I have to walk an extra block around a construction site every day
- dbloc0
all of these extra SEO steps when launching a new website are a pain in my ass.
- monospaced0
they forgot the side of hot sauce on my delivery order
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Steve Jobs isn't Bob Barker, so my novelty account is still worthless.
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The Ghost of Bob Barker (who isn't even dead yet) keeps complaining every time a celebrity that isn't Bob Barker dies
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Someone is shitting in my favorite stall at work.
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The stepping stones to my house aren't equivalent to my stride.
- ********0
Justin Bieber is releasing a Christmas album.
- nb0
The homeless shelter won't let me in because I'm drunk.
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I'm out of T-Discs so instead of using my single cup coffee maker I have to make a pot like some 1970's poverty stricken diner waitress.
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popfodder, you are boring.