first world problems
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- nb0
- ********0
I am the 1%. I grew a beard so the protesters wouldn't harass me while I walked to my Wall Street job. Now my beard itches.
- PonyBoy0
the earliest the gasman will be out to turn my gas on is... tuesday...
- cruddlebub0
made my nose bleed by picking my nose after biting my nails...
blood everywhere
- CALLES0
its raining on one of my two days off... im bored... i think im gonna go crush some blacks
- BuddhaHat0
My VPN out of China isn't working so I can't download from the FMT. Fuckers.
- BattleAxe0
Xbox live 3 months for $12.95 for new users only , current had to dish out $24.95 , is my online rep worth $12
- goldieboy0
Freelancing in an office at the moment with 20 young ladies, I'm the only guy
- whre?? will be there in 10 mins to stop your horrible lonlieness!mekk
- Appreciate that, I'm in need of male banter. I can only put-up with so much X-Factor jibjabgoldieboy
- i would take off my pants when i get to the office in morning. be as brutish as i can be ans stake my territory.********
- will prob get you laid as well.********
- flashbender0
when working from home, I struggle to decide which computer to use
- BusterBoy0
I haven't had a pizza in like days.
- seeessess0
I need fuel in both my cars :(
- vvvv0
Today I bought new 52 inch Sony lcd-tv online and now I have to wait until tomorrow it to arrive my home! How slow service is that!
- fooler0
Spent last week at a resort in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The temperature was 15 degrees bellow normal so I couldn't use the pools, it was rained the day I was supposed to go golfing, it was too windy for the hot air balloons to take off the day I wanted to go to the Albuquerque Balloon Fest. I couldn't use my ATT iphone unless I stepped out onto my balcony and both the 42" and 47" flat screen TV's in my executive suite didn't receive a true HD signal.
- hotroddy0
I have my home page set to google.com and whenever I open a new browser window and try to type in the url bar, google hijacks the curser and sets it to the search field!!!!!!!
- ********0
- his first problem would be he hung his Pink Floyd The Wall black light poster upside down.fooler
- ha ha, such a typical American kid. LOL!********
- dobre0
My date hates me for takin her to a resto that only serves plastic bottled Perrier. She only drinks from glass.
- can make a difference in the amount of pussy you get brah... don;t laugh, problem!********
- can make a difference in the amount of pussy you get brah... don;t laugh, problem!
- ********0
The guy in front of me won't turn right on red.
- ********0
My college degree means nothing, so I wasted 25K, when I should have just gone to a tech school for 5K. DUMB!