My first real product
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- Rand0
what's better--sleeping or eating? I think it's a tossup
- Jaline0
eating
- -kappa-0
eating in bed
- morilla0
Nothing beats these. Holy crap I can't live without it.
- Rand0
haha love the guy in the tuxedo
- morilla0
hahaha, that is a bit odd.
- Point50
i can only sleep in one position to avoid back, shoulder or neck pain when I wake up; on my stomach, head turned to the left directly on the matress, both arms down towards my sides, and two pillows underneath my left shoulder/pec area.
- morilla0
Point5,
I have severe back issues too (L5 and L4 are completely shot), and those tempur-pedics help 200%.
I highly suggest looking into them. They will change everything.
- harlequino0
The tux couple in that image are transparent. Are they g-g-g-g-ghosts?!
- morilla0
it looks like that they are ghosts ready for some porkin' , but the bed isn't made.
But they are ghosts so it probably doesn't matter.
- flavorful0
I can sleep anyhow, and anywhere. I didn’t have a bed for years growing up so I’ve mastered the art of just laying down anywhere and making myself comfortable, haha.
People hate sleeping with me though, because I have the jimmy leg or whatever. I’m like a dog that sleeps and it looks like they are dreaming about running around in an open field, haha.
Which wouldn’t be bad, except I guess I’m a cuddler too?
Basically if you make the mistake of sleeping in the same bed as me (or couch, floor, hallway) you are going to feel violated when I hug you like a teddy bear, and then violently move my legs about.
This is going to sound pretty weird, but the only person who can sleep normally with me in teh same bed is my cousin.
Because it’s like synchronized sleeping, I’m kicking one leg, and he is kicking the other in perfect unison from what I’m told when people wake up to hearing what sounds like people having sex only to see it’s me and him shaking the bed like it was one of those motel beds you put a quarter into, haha.
- flavorful0
Let me sum up my post, will whatever you are selling with your quote unquote product cure my insatiable need to flail my arms and legs about?
- Sickman0
This is going to sound pretty weird, but the only person who can sleep normally with me in teh same bed is my cousin.
great post
- flavorful0
hahaha, yea I guess I’m the "Sickman", haha.
- mattyd040
flavorful, you just typed a phrase meant to mimic type in conversation with "quote unquote".
- Jaline0
Oh god, I can't stand it when people randomly put their legs up on top of you. Or cuddle.
I don't know...I guess I mainly need space. It entirely depends on the person and situation though.
- Jaline0
Also, I take up a really small space when I sleep, and the people who need tons of space are usually the ones who put their legs everywhere.
- Rand0
you have "intimacy problems"
- Jaline0
I do.
- _salisae_0
lol flavorful