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- 7340
i kind of like everyone having the title of atheist. www.atheistqbn.com for 2008. atheist 734 gives it 2 thumbs up
- skt0
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
- Studiospooky0
... not if Satan was on hand to keep all the acid in check... your move Jesus.
- skt0
To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
hahahahaha
- Drno0
God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published.
- kelpie0
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."
this could well have come from this very site
- flagubabble of the highest order : )dr_pangloss
- The Sun perhaps?Mimio
- flavorful0
* Blink. *
- roundabout0
Well they do seem to have an open minded family. WTF
- Studiospooky0
Hang on... entropy will... INCREASE? Isn't that in contradiction to the laws of entropy being cited?
- kelpie0
"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."
genius, so self aware.
borkbrained cuntpuncher
- Amen0
Jesus is coming soon!
- kelpie0
"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
oh totally, silly bitch. I'm packing a ring the next time I'm out in my rapey cloak at night. God approves.
- hahahahflavorful
- I'm concerned I may have gone too far there.kelpie
- One can never go too far.flavorful
- Not if you've got your cloak on anyway. They're practically asking for it if you have that on.Studiospooky
- 7340
i always win arguments with the "i dont care how god did what he did..." example. for instance to explain how the little holes get in cheerios
- mrdobolina0
I dont get why the athiests would be wearing robes and hoods.
- They're Jedi.Studiospooky
- it wasn't the jews. it was the sith that killed jesus.734
- Maybe it was also the Sith who killed Sirus in The Warriors... its like there's a big sith conspiracy out there.Studiospooky
- +2 for the warriors reference734
- tank020
- look who's playing craps there!
tank02 - hahahahaha at sorcery734
- HEY, QUIT LINKING TO MY WORK.Studiospooky
- yeah, fuck that sorcerist fag hag!kelpie
- Atheist Critical Thinking! Haha!harlequino
- gotta love the monkey!tank02
- I'm torn between the Atheism Rules tee and Militant Homosexuality embroidered shirt..detritus
- look who's playing craps there!
- 7340
so pat robertson was wrong, it wasn't the gays and womens' rights that caused 9/11 to happen it was all the sorcery
fuckin sorcerers
- harlequino0
Some thought went into that tranny drawing. Looks like a Todd Rubnitz character.
And I really want a shirt that says "CALIF Dept. of Education" on the inner part of the sleeve.
- tank020
- is that the cloverfield monster?734
- That needs a caption in the background: "My tablecloth! Noooooo!"harlequino