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- Drno0
- harlequino0
Once, a friend of mine wanted to show this video he made with his roomate of his cat doing some funny stuff. He said it came out so well, they edited together and added a soundtrack. I obliged and sat down to watch. The title then came across the screen:
"THOSE WIFE SWAPPING ATHIESTS!!"
That was 15 years ago and I still have laughed that hard.
The video was simply a series of shots with the cat jumping around and doing kitty stuff.
- Studiospooky0
If I was the good christian who illustrated this scene for the general edification of all good Christian people. I'd probably lie awake in bed at night wondering why I was noticeably a little... twitchy... and bulgy ... around the gay man's crotch. All the other characters, he's just daubed them in... " Atheist there, ACLU the salesman there, okay and, ah... okay, gay man here... little bit of a groomed look... tidy hair, bit of red on those fine lips, okay, lets see now, oh! I know... nice blouse-style shirt... lets... lets just open that up, there.. at the.. front, see a little of that...ahh, that... waxed chest and, ahh... YEAH, okay, nice tight denims now, oh yeah, he's a gay guy alright... that's a gay, right there... just ah, just do the legs, and... up to the, ah... the dirty... the... do a... bulge... tight jeans... bulge... swelling... hard, under there... hard and... ah... okay, lets ... okay... I need some air. REVEREND? I'M ALMOST DONE HERE"
- skt0
Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality. That's why they believe anything scientists say.
- 7340
- kelpie0
the more I read this the more horrifying it gets. It fluctuates between hilariously doss idiots and seriously seriously sinister bastards.
So much hate on that page, so much bigotry and heartless blind sadistic faith.
God help those cunts.
- kelpie0
The scary parents with control of their kids' little, helpless brains are the worst. Its fucking child abuse some of the shit they are being told on that page.
- radar0
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Hahahaha, from the Prayer Room
- 7340
did a google search on "wacky christian theories" and found this
sorry if this is a timeline for anyone.
- kelpie0
ok, this is getting old and out of hand, but this one deserves a special mention I think. Listen up ladies:
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Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.
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fancy that jaline, para, salisae? I mean the pods *will* be awful comfy...
- Oh my fucking G-d, hahahah! I haven't gone to the site and have just been reading the comments here, but this is just amazing.flavorful
- Drno0
the Antichrist himself
- jfletcher0
This is gold Jerry! Gold!