Negotiating fees
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- Concrete0
I wouldn't shag your wife for 6k mate!
Now, Fark Awf.
- harlequino0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "Sex?"
Client, "Um. Six?"
Me, "Sex?"
Client,"..."
Client, "Six."
Me, "Sex?"*stare blankly at each other for twelve minutes
Client, "So, six?"
Me, "Sex?"- haha. I can see that happeningflashbender
- hahaha.flavorful
- ahahah. new zealand styleESKEMA
- lol
PIITBJaline
- Jnr_Madison0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "Is that a picture of you on holiday with your shirt off?"
Client, "Yes."
Me, "10k and I get to shit on your chest."
- Spookytim0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "GIVE ME 400 WORDS FOR A PENIS, NOW"
Client, "I...uh, what?"
Me "FOUR HUNDRED WORDS FOR PENIS, QUICKLY, YOU HAVE TEN, NINE, EIGHT SECONDS...QUICKLY!"
Client, "...uh, uh ... sorry... wh...what?"
Me "Too late, I'd have agreed to 6".
- Jaline0
Me: "20k"
*chainsaws the client before a word comes out- wow. unexpected violence from the gentle canadian.flashbender
- sorry, got all American Psycho for a second there.Jaline
- Jnr_Madison0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "Is that a picture of you in a gay bar?"
Client, "Yes."
Me, "10k and PIITB"
- jasontroj0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "That's awfully generous of you"
Client, "But it's less..."
Me, "IT DOESN'T MATTER! CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!"- followed by "the Rock Bottom"?flashbender
- or at least the peoples eyebrow734
- MSTRPLN0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "you had me at 'do it' "
- 7340
me: '20k'
client: 'can you do it for 6?'
me: [stunned silence]
client: 'it's just we only have a budget for like 5k, and well we could go as high as 6, but thats about it'
me: [stare blankly]
client: 'well i'm guessing from your silence that you wont be working with us'
me: [no response, straining, turning red]
client: 'ok this is very unprofessional. i will ask you to please leave... what are you doing?'
me:[concentrating, start shaking]
client: 'jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you?! are you ok? do i need to call an ambulance or security?!?!'
me: [FAAARRRRRRRRRT!]
client: 'dear god!!! what the fuck did you eat?'
me: 'your wife's pussy. you should tell her to clean that shit more often' [jump up on desk and take a steaming shit in client's lap]
- 7340
tim i broke your thread
i can fix it but it'll cost 20k
- Spookyhome0
How much to leave it broke?
- Spookyhome0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "Fuck! are you Kidding? 6???? You bet! I'd do it for fucking 2!!!. I'd fucking do it for fucking 1 even!...WOW, 6! for this! Amazing!"
- trooper0
srsly ive taken my shirt off and given it to a client but i wouldnt come down on price... i got the job at my rate :)
- mistermik0
checked your website Spookytim - you got mad shit skills.
Quality.
- 7340
me: 20k
client: can you do it for 6?
me: ...
client: also we were looking for a web 2.0 feel, but you know, with more bling bling.
me: 35k
- Spookytim0
Update...
Me "Not unless you extend your deadline"
Client "Okay, lets do it for 3k"
- Corvo0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me "Is that a picture of your wife your desk?"
Client "Yes"
Me "Don't you have a dog?"