Negotiating fees
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- Corvo0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "LOLz11!1"
Client, "O'rly?"
Me, "TTMF"
Client, "ffs"
Me, "*Yawn"
Client, "Mom?"
- janne760
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "I can even do it for 3"
Client, "Deal!"
Me, "...."
Client, "Can you do it for half?"
Me, "Sure, no problem!!"
Client, "Awww, great! Deal!"
Me, "Yep. 10k it is then!" *high five
- elpaso0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "Can you do it for 6?"
Client, "What?"
Me, "What?"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "20k"
- cannonball0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me *jumps on desk, air guitar solo*
Client, "Ha ha! You young designers! So we're good to go?"
Me "Fuck yeah doucheariino!"
Client, "Ok! Sounds good!"
Me *ignores calls... keys clients car with pentagram*
- elpaso0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "hell yeah - the thing isn't even worth 3K - i just knew you were gonna lowball me so i said 20K as a bit of a punt. gheys say what?"
client, "what?"
me, "gotcha! smell ya later"
- Spookyhome0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6"
Me, " Erm, can I smell your fanny?"
Client, "Certainly not, this meeting is over"
Me, "Oh, well it must be your feet then"
- ukit0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Reeeally...well, can you do it for 3?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for a grand and a half?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for $100?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for 10 cents?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for 1 cent?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for some vague promise of future work?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you do it for free?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Can you pay me to do it?"
Me, "Sure"
Client, "Great, pay me 20k."
- Llyod0
"this is how much it takes for me to survive and to add money towards to my retirement"
- boobs0
Me, "20K, your car, a country club membership, new shoes, blue velvet pants, a red satin sports coat, a bright yellow silk shirt, cufflinks, a porterhouse steak, fries, a dozen glazed donuts in a box, a new Vespa, a box of saltines, an eightball of coke, a quart of Absolut, a can of smokehouse almonds, a new case for my pool cue, and a girlfriend named Samantha."
Client,"Fuck! What's left for me?"
Me,"Nothing but the vapors I give off."
Client, "OK. You're on!"
- elpaso0
Me, "20k"
Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
Me, "is that a pictu..."
Client, "oh fuck - not this again"