QBN Anthology I
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- Fariska0
Horp:
I wonder if any surgeon has ever had to do any work on the Queens anus.
And if so, I wonder if it had to be formally presented by a palace flunky.
- janne760
waterhouse:
adult swim is to pothead isomniacs what
america online is to child predators
- backwords0
anybody have a link to the guy who tried to link to his site but it never worked? comedy ensued. i laughed my ass off. he tried to link to his site like 3 or 4 times and it never worked... i can't fucking remember his name
- backwords0
FOUTY!!!!!!!!!
- MrOneHundred0
“you filming yourself fucking a hobo in an alley does not make him a pornstar”
–7point34.http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…
(Dec 18, 08. 9am-ish)- Still laughing as I add this anthology entry.MrOneHundred
- kelpie0
http://www.qbn.com/topics/576712…
can we drop this now please?
- janne760
grunttt:
wait, wait... they're letting women be designers now?7point34:
hahah no fucking way. at least they still can't vote.
- Jaline0
applepirate:
"too bad this thread failed so badly i know some pretty hot design ladies."barbtastic:
"i'm sure they brag about knowing you, too"Dec 22, 08, 8:44 a.m
Cutest women in (web)design?
http://www.qbn.com/topics/577012…
- Jaline0
Horp:
" Sorry to post again but this actually what I came to post and I'm abotu to leave for the day. I've been doing a huge piece on my easel since I was at my last studio. Its all in blue, and I've put many hours into it now. Its nearly complete. My two year old came in to the studio today for a little while. I sat her with some colouring pencils and a big piece of paper. We drew some stuff. I went out of the room to make my gwife a coffee and then shortly after they left.I just decided to do some more to my piece before I leave. The piece is blue. Blue droid, blue typography, blue background, blue everything.
Except for the bottom right hand corner, which is now buried beneath orange and magenta pencil scribbles.
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. The piece has many faults anyway, but as I always abandon these pieces before they're done I resolved to finish this one off regardless of the errors I have made. Now I have to write it off anyway. It really stops me getting too precious about my work when she adds her own layers to it! "
canuck:
Jan 6, 09, 11:52 a.m.
- digdre0
- < Needs a weblink.Horp
- (www.spudiostooky.co...Horp
- Damn, I fucked it up again.Horp
- ian0
this is like showing your dick to stevie wonder.. it's not fair..
– janne76
- Jaline0
Does anyone know?
RANIATOR: if Sony have kept 'Hallelujah' on the reissued Jeff Buckley best of CD?
Anyone?
MRONEHUNDRED: Haha. A best-of from, essentially one album, for particularly one song, presumably aimed at people who already have that song, which is a cover version by a guy who's dead.
And they wonder why people are cynical about the music industry.
Jan 13, 09, 1:44 a.m
http://www.qbn.com/topics/578751…- Phew! Glad someone picked that one up! Thanks.MrOneHundred
- hahahahahahahahaha hahaahaha so true haha.. *snifjanne76
- janne760
TheBlueOne:
I just thought of funny graphic designer stories in Iran.
"Ardeshir? This is Farid, we're going to need about 40 1 meter by 2 meter banners of Obama by noon tomorrow and all I have is this crappy 72 dpi file the Ministry of American Hatred sent over. May Allah strike those moron down. And all we have is this crappy paper that is flame retardant! Who ordered the flame retardant paper!! Doesn't the stupid project manager know thta more than 50% of our large size print work is for burning during demonstrations...."
- sillEpill0
- actually I was quoting cannonball http://www.qbn.com/t…set
- cannonball made us wait and then forgot about us when he was racing to werk..i like yours!sillEpill
- MrOneHundred0
Jaline:
“You know...if it bounces around my pierced hole like a buoy.”
Jan 20, 2009. 3:33pm
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751… (in the notes)
This kind of talk can only lead to trouble and “accidents”.
- Taken out of context!Jaline
- Aren’t they all? Sorry. I can delete it if you like.MrOneHundred
- lol, it was partly true...Jaline
- Can I ask which part? Maybe I shouldn’t.MrOneHundred
- The context part: not all quotes in this thread are missing words though. This one is :PJaline
- MrOneHundred0
This is still my fave. I laugh every time.
- You should read the pvn anthologies from the past. hilarious stuff in there.Jaline
- Gold.MrOneHundred
- skt0