Ask Dr. Rand
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- jaylarson
Any advice for beginning photographers or designers? Inquiring minds want to know.
- digdre0
are you pro?
- xhanubis0
heheheheh get paid.
- i_monk0
Go to school.
- capsize0
where the fuck is Dinky?
- kelpie0
where has all the birdsong gone?
- ian0
Is it just a rash or do I need to see a specialist?
- morilla0
sleep your way to the top
- Spookytim0
Dear Dr Rend,
I have a black market suppository fused to the wall of my urethral passage. Urination is painful. Even sitting is uncomfortable For that reason I would prefer to write you standing up if that's okay. I am frightened of upgrading to CS3. I currently stick to CS1. Is it safe to slice the cellophane on CS2 and 3 and move forward in time? or should I stay with the devil I know.
- madirish0
how do i make my client feel like the cunt, and not the other-way-round?
- i_monk0
do I have cancers?
- digdre0
can you give me a job.
- kona0
Hello Dr. Rand.
Well, I guess I’ll start off by saying it all started back when I was six and I saw my first boobie. It was watching “Debbie Does Dallas” from the keyhole in my bedroom door. The babysitter and her boyfriend didn’t know I was watching., it was glorious. When it came on screen it was glowing, much like Charlie Murphy’s recollection of Rick James when he first saw him. I knew, from that moment on, that I had to have them. All of them. So now my room is filled with clay boobies hung from the walls like hunting trophies and my wife is threatening to leave me. Do you think she’ll be ok living on her mom’s couch?
Thanks Dr. Rand.
Kona
- neue75_bold0
keep going, he might answer yet...
- Llyod0
The bevel tool is your best friend
- creative-0
Why?
- ..CAN'T I QUIT YOU?Jnr_Madison
- it just is don't ask questionsLlyod
- canuck0
GO PENS!