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- jawks
You may now continue to throw crap out the window on the freeway, becuase I used my claw and bag while wearing an orange vest for the last time today!
Now I'm celebrating by a few shots of alcohol and then I'm gonna go down and re-park my .. no, wait... Let's not do that again.
- 7point340
haha congrats
- CALLES0
jail time? what you do to be cleaning the highway
- neverblink0
enjoy your newfound freedom..
- Jaline0
noice
- 2cents0
Pics or it didn't happen!
- ephix0
hahahahah, ya swedish and/or finnish bastard
which one is it?
- gramme0
haha, sounds like lesson learned to me :)
You should mount your orange vest in resin and sell it to some drunk a-hole at your next art/Audi/Swedish meatball party, pretending it's a recently discovered Jasper Johns or Robert Rauschenberg piece.
- ninjasavant0
I feel sufficiently repaid for your infraction.
- harlequino0
Did you come across any hobos whilst working on your chain gang, and incquire, "Say, uh, any of you boys smithees? Or, if not smithees per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin’?”
- flavorful0
Welcome back jawks!:D
- OSFA0
haha, good to have you back dood! Now, please post some pics of you wearing the vest....
- gramme0
- LOL!!!OSFA
- Damn! We're in a tight spot!harlequino
- Is madirish the hot one?Jaline
- yes.madirish
- jawks0
We didn't get to bring the vest back home. There were about 8 of us, me and some other douchebag who had assaulted his wife, (we were only ones on community service whereas the rest came there by prison transport) were teamed up this last time, and he literally scared the crap out of me.
When it was sunny, he'd say "Today is a nice day to beat up someone", when it was foggy he'd say "today is a nice day to beat up someone" and when it rained he said "today is a nice day to beat up someone". In the future I'm sure I'll laugh at loud at it, but it was just REALLY freaky listening to him talk about beating people up all the time, LOL.
- Today is a nice day to beat up someone. I've got that vest you asked for, BTW.gramme
- e-pill0
AWE!!! DID YOU PIITB???
- harlequino0
Did you have to sit on the Group W bench with the father-rapers?
- jawks0
Damn, I must catch up on popular culture. I bet there are tons of hilarious references in this thread I just do not get ...
- All you need to know is cumfiesta.Jnr_Madison
- That, I know very well of. I have it Apple+D'd.jawks
- flavorful0
jawks: This is some pretty good water.
Guy 1: Yea, makes me want to beat people up.
Guy 2: Reminds of the time I raped a geriatric.
Guy 3: I like rubber duckies.
jawks: ... Uhm, yea. Well at least it's sunny out today and not raining like yesterday.
Guy 1: Nice day to beat the shit out of someone that's for damn sure.
Guy 3: I hear that.
jawks: I thought yesterday was...
Guy 1: Yea, yesterday was the perfect rainy day to beat someone up.
Guy 2: Reminds me of the time I saw this old man's balls and totally wanted to rape him.
jawks: Look ... how about you guys just sit here do nothing I'll clean everything just stay the hell away from me.
Guy 3: Don't touch my rubber ducky.
jawks: I won't.
Guy 1: I wonder if tomorrow will be a good day to beat someone up.* Moments later. *
jawks: YOU FUCKING SHIVED ME?! I WAS 100 FEET AWAY FROM YOU DOING YOUR WORK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!