Your last fight
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- utopian10
- if only she'd done the washing up, none of this would have happened...mikotondria3
- imnotadesigner0
got my ass kicked in the seventh grade. Been kicking ass ever since.
- paraselene0
i don't suppose the pit at mudhoney last night counts?
- I've seen you bitchslap stephenkelpie
- how very dare you! i do NOT abuse my husband. geez.paraselene
- hahJaline
- hammerofdawn0
I got my ass beat in the 4th grade. Been a pussy ever since.
- stoplying0
Whew...had to think about this one. Probably about '95 on 15th Street in Philly. My friends and I were at a bar getting drunk, and one of my friends (Smitty) had his girl with him. She was totally flirting with another friend (Travis) at the bar. We all go back to my apt to play some Sega Hockey - it's snowing hard. As we're on the front steps of my place, Travis' cab pulls up and Smitty just loses it. "FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH, I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU". Now Smitty is about 6'9" and fit. Travis weighted about 160 lbs and was totally not a fighter. Smitty starts blasting Travis to the ground. I'm friends with both and don't want to see em brawling so I get between them and Smitty just starts swinging at me, so I swing back. I got hit in the face a few times, hit him a few times, slipped in the snow, and then it was over. Woke up with a fat lip, a bad headache, and an apology from Smitty.
- exador10
the night of my engagement party, my older brother, myself and some friends ended up at some club in toronto...my bro and i had gone outside for a smoke...the minute we stepped out, this guy got all up in my face...no idea why...he was just spoiling for a fight....we just walked away from that....seconds later, he came running up pretty aggresively fists all balled up....my bro (who is WAY bigger than me) stood in front of me to face the guy and said 'hey man...chill out, it's his stag party tonight) the guy responds 'you calling me a fag?'....ok...clearly he just wanted to scrap....no reason...just wanted to fight me.....he was just about to try stepping around my brother (which would have been a big mistake..my bro is crazy good at this shit, when he's not being mr. niceguy) when suddenly my buddies who had been inside were somehow standing on either side of this dude 'we got a problem here' type of look in their eyes....now..the thing about these two particular friends, is that one of them is pretty passive, but loyal as hell, and the other, well...he's almost completely off his rocker, and even more loyal...you could see in his eyes how much he wanted to box this dudes ears in)...
suffice to say, mr. aggressive's buddies saw what was about to happen to their idiot friend, came over, made appologies and dragged his stupid ass away....myself?...haven't been in a fight since grade-school...like, grade 7 or 8 or something....
that night was the closest i've come since....
- Jaline0
I've definitely gotten into fights with siblings. While I have many scars to show for it, we rarely do it now that we're older, and we always forget about the fight right after it happens.
- mistermik0
Had a fight once with a mate in sauchiehall street and as we were lumping shit bells out of each other - this cheeky tramp bastard ran up , hit my mate, nicked out bags and ran down the street.
couldnt stop laughing.
- calculator0
I agree with you detritus.
Had my fair share of rucks at school, steer clear of shit now.
- detritus0
I'm a fleer, not a fighter.
Last proper fight I remember was with some local kid at school, who spent his lunch hours griefing me and my best chum at the time. After a good while of this, and a day of him pushing me around, I snapped, lunged at his neck, got him to the ground, then kept twatting his head against a car door. The look of pained shock on his face didn't even come close to the shock I was feeling.
Not long after that, another local kid spat at me in the face as I came out of class - I grabbed his neck, pushed his head against the wall, lifting him off his feet and squeezing hard on his windpipe, 'til one of my chums intervened and suggested I calm down a bit, as the guy was from one of the 'big families' in town. Had to keep on my toes for a wee while after that every time I saw anyone from that family - quite fun though, I always enjoyed a good chase.
I haven't really fought since, as I regularly entertain quite psychopathic thoughts, so feel it's best I stay away from conflict.
- "I regularly entertain quite psychopathic thoughts, so feel it's best I stay away from conflict. "...SO true, so true.mikotondria3
- epigraph0
not my story, but ...
My cousin is a BIG boy and a bouncer at a local bar. Huge barfight breaks out and he's going at it with this dude when the guys girlfriend jumps on his back. She's more of an annoyance than anything, so he tells her " Listen, I don't have time right now, go sit your ass down!" 5 min later she's on him again he pushes her away. Next time she comes at him he just LAYS HER OUT!
- kelpie0
you still living at his sister's, by the way?
- skt0
and why would i be in this thread kelpie? i never got into trouble when i was younger.
- kelpie0
can't remember when, but my last was a massive toe to toe with my brother; we're both over 6 foot and while I'm skinny as fuck and he's quite big, I have massive heavyweights hands, so it was pretty even.
Last non family member fight was 3 guys trying to throw me into the sea. I still have a scar and a little bit of tooth in my right index knuckle from where I stuck one of them with the best right cross I've ever seen outside the ring.
- kelpie0
where's skt today?
- elpaso0
- fuckcast
- he's no funcalculator
- he is a romantic at heartutopian1
- waterhouse0
At summer camp. I was 13 and this kid had refused to shower for almost a week. I got sick of it and we started to go at it. Our whole cabin was seriously punished and I still feel uneasy about it.