cure to a hangover
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- Meeklo0
With the palms of both of your hands on your forehead, stand straight, as a friend that is a bit taller than you to wrap his or her arms behind you, holding his wrist with his other hand, and ask him to hug you tight, pushing your arms towards his chest, and then a slow movement up (from the side, I can only describe it as an "L" shape movement).Your spine should start to make a cracking noise from the bottom towards your neck, if this is the case, quickly hit your friend with your left elbow on the left rib, to get rid of him.
Now lay down on the floor, and ask someone else to rub 2 canadian quarters behind each one of your ears, in a circular counter clock wise motion, it's important that during this procedure your feet are pointing south east (just like the head side of your bed) or it won't work.
Now stand up and hold your breath for 7 seconds, and chug a quick glass of water.
That should do it.
- forcetwelve0
1 litre of water before bed and 2 nurofen+ tablets. good to go!
- detritus0
Before you go to bed, drink a large glass of water, with a pinch of salt and sugar stirred well in. Make another and keep it by your bed. Drop a couple of your favourite OTC painkillers and a half-dose of an OTC sleeping tablet. Have two cans of Irn-Bru or your favourite sweet soft drink, cold and on standby for when you awaken and get straight to the nearest greasy spoon.
Or, get keep a toad handy and force it to give you a blowjob first thing in the morning. That should take your mind off things.
- hint: tape live flies to your genitalia to get your toad 'in the mood'.detritus
- you will go to hell for bringing that video to our attentionlocustsloth
- I am already in hell - how do you think I find out about such things?detritus
- monospaced0
smoke a bowl
- JamalJenkins0
drink alot of water a piss makes the headaches go away or taking a shit
- jteore0
A orgasm
- Dr_Rand0
kimchee
- Llyod0
I know I keep posting this
http://www.doublechaser.com/- so does it really workdrgs_not_hugs
- yeah it does. I wake up refreshed when I use it.Llyod
- If it really worked then Africa would be saved.5timuli
- DaveO0
Masturbation.
- morilla0
xanax and coffee
- Wolfboy0
milk, lots of milk
- johndiggity0
vitamin c and a few glasses of water before you pass out.
two glasses of oj mixed with seltzer in the morning (the carbonation gets the fructose into your bloodstream quicker allowing your body to burn alcohol faster).