where tha l.a. women at?
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- gavin310
where do you guys meet the ladies around here? i live near LAX. online dating just isn't doing it. my marriage sack is stitched and ready, just need to find 'em.
- OSFA0
Paging Jaline...
- airey0
outside the airports public toilets. just loiter and ask the ladies as they get to the door if they 'need a hand?'. works a treat.
- SteveJobs0
dude, there's so much talent in this city it's scarey. unless you look like steve buschemi's crack addict doppelganger, you should be able to score a couple a week.
get a wingman and a bucket of condoms and your all set
- yeah, but a lot of them are the same, I bet. Or at least always looking to be an actress.Jaline
- gabe0
what stevejobs said ^^^^
- Llyod0
calles is right. considering that there are thousands of hot chicks in porn and they're all in LA, there's a good chance that every hot chick in LA has done porn.
- gavin3100
i'm not into clubs 'n shit though. art shows.... ehhh i dunno. concerts... too hard to talk. i need some ideas
- dbloc0
Nudes Nudes Nudes
- gavin3100
maybe i should have yard sales every week with women's clothing?
- OSFA0
How about burning down an apartment complex? Just wait for all the honeys to exit...
- that's a good idea. also a great excuse to have a wet tshirt contestgavin310
- maybe you'll meet Tyler Durdenbabaganush
- gavin3100
are there any like hot coffee shops that are all the rage right now?
- OSFA0
move to San Fran and turn ghei?
- acescence0
yes, grocery stores. just walk around and find cute girls and go for whatever they're trying to grab. works every time.
- pr20
damn and i though i'm creppy...
- gavin3100
f-it. i'm going to order a bride
- acescence0
ok, get a big stick and sneak up behind them...
