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- killthefish0
What the fuck is my problem?
- killthefish0
My fingers are completely stuck in the Chick of the Day thread. One of vcr's irrelevant videos fell on my left hand. I can't get it off.
This is so embarrassing.
- i'd call sacky but i'm not sure he'd touch it if it's not french7point34
- killthefish0
Having visions of filling up an entire page of this thread by myself.
- killthefish0
I'm trembling with excitement.
- Horp0
Killthefish, do your realise what this means? it means.. it.. means... its, its like, well... its.
Oh never mind.
Can you email me a pile linker? I've lost it on my old machine now but my new machine will not have any of those log-in problems because its a fancy new intel machieen.
- okay will try again. Already sent it once but probably not to the right address.killthefish
- Greedo0
- kill it!7point34
- At last, we have a figure head. Oddblog's own Obama.
SAVE US, CODFISH!Horp - Or kill it, like Josh said.Horp
- LOOK HOW MANY FUCKING FINS THAT FUCKER HAS I AM SCARED SHITLESS.killthefish
- hi eight!Greedo
- Eight. EIGHT. eight.killthefish
- killthefish0
- poor fish.
was it polish?7point34 - Dunno, but it's dead.killthefish
- poor fish.
- killthefish0
Should we just put fish?
- You know, for consistency's sake.killthefish
- put it where?Greedo
- On the table.killthefish
- Beneath the desk.killthefish
- Under the floorboards.killthefish
- Atop the TV.killthefish
- In the closet.killthefish
- Behind the toilet.killthefish
- Inside the helmet.killthefish
- Below the water line.killthefish
- Inside the engine.killthefish
- Around the corner.killthefish
- Through the window.killthefish
- Out the door.killthefish
- Near the food preparation area.killthefish
- Underfoot.killthefish
- Inside the lamp shade.killthefish
- In the harpy's water closet?Horp
- At the last place we went.killthefish
- With our children.killthefish
- killthefish0
How To Humanely Kill Fish:
Throwing -
The fish is wrapped in a cloth and hurled forcefully to the ground.
- Horp0
How To Humanely Kill Fish:
Screaming:
At the right frequency, a human voice can shatter the fishes delicate internal organisations which are made of a glass-like manterial.
- killthefish0
How To Fishly Kill Humans:
Grow teeth real big. Bite down hard. Repeat.
- 7point340
How to Humanely Kill Fish:
Glove Slap:
Fish are a very proud species. Challenging them to a duel by way of a glove slap across its little fish face will send it into a spiraling, infuriated emotional state, ultimately leading to an aneurysm.
- Horp0
How to humanise a fish:
Bring it indoors. Glue little shoes and plastic hands on it (www.fishappendage.com) Try to alleviate its natural tendency to panic. Involve it in all the family's daily rituals. Be patient, it takes time.
- killthefish0
How to Humble Fish:
Write on a pad of paper in front of it.- ... ask it to read. taunt it when it cannot. fish are illiterate7point34
- Horp0
How to woo a fish:
Kindness, self effacing humour, generosity.
- locustsloth0
How to anger a fish:
Zealously exclaim on an internet forum that it is merely a deficient amphibian
- killthefish0
How to fit a fish neatly into an orifice:
1. Freeze fish.
2. Lubricate fish (petroleum jelly; thick lotion; chap stick; etc.)
3. position.
4. push hard.