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- Horp0
Steet, I'm here with Professor Honk Stackways of the National Institute of Alarming Statistics. Professor Honk, can you tell us a little bit about the great big lady with all the babies in her tummy?
- killthefish0
Hi Pork, or whatever your name is. Yes, actually, I can tell you a lot about that lady.
Here's the thing: She has all the babies in her tummy.
- < Steet Chebley there out on the HUBE for WKRG News 11 for WKRG.
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- < Steet Chebley there out on the HUBE for WKRG News 11 for WKRG.
- killthefish0
Steet, this is Steet, I think you're parked on my leg. Back to you, Leb.
- This is Bum Burner, parked on Steet Chebley's leg for WKRP News 11 at WKRP.Horp
- killthefish0
"Bum, this is Steet. There is something horrible staring almost right at me. I think it's a fishwoman. Back to you on my leg."
- Horp0
Well Steet, this newsman likes to think that we all need a mental image of Hilary sucking the tendons out of a dead man's thigh to keep us going when times seem hard.
This is Bum Burner, fast asleep on Steet Chebley's family for WKRP News 11, WKRP NEws.
- Bum, I've removed my leg below the thigh. No problems. Back to you.killthefish
- canuck0
¿ɥsıɟǝɥʇןןıʞ sı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ
- ask dinkynilsnihil
- My chair will not attach to my ceiling. Sorry. can't say i didn't try.killthefish
- Horp0
Thanks Steet, well, over here at the sports desk we're none the wiser about why that little thing there has so many legs AND YET NO SNEAKERS STEET! No SNEAKERS! HUH! HAHAHAHA Just our little joke Steet, now its over to Banbury Cross for the News and Weather and 12 day forecast, Banbury?
- killthefish0
Banbury here. Thanks Bum. That thing's horrible, isn't it, ha ha. I'm afraid I've pulled my groin, so I'll be limping as I show you this mass of hot cabbage that's coming with a warm front on the morning buses. The drivers won't strike for this, will they!? ha ha ha just kidding of course the hot cabbages drive itselves.
And 12 days from now we're going to get knocked over by a lot of fresh neck. This has been Banbury on the weather receptacle, back to you Bum.
- Horp0
Thanks Banbury. Excuse me.
I just coughed out a small sore looking fleshy thing, like a peeled and boned mouse, and its still attached by some sort of nerve/ventrical/artery... that is clearly pumping a lot of blood around this thing. Should viewers be concerned?
- killthefish0
Hello Burnbum, this is Viewers. According to our own data on ourselves being displayed on the prompto-raptor there, we are very concerned, unconcerned, and slightly concerned, in that order, while, ironically, we have no need to be concerned. We are sure that you'll be just fine if you just swallow that thing back down again. We don't even think you'll need a bandage, although 63% of us feel that some peptoseltzer might help.
The rest of us are turning it back over to you, Brubme. Hang in there.
- killthefish0
So there's a problem with negative pudding?
- killthefish0
Paging Dr. Coalshoot.
- He and Dr. Poopshoot are in the operating theater, would you like to observe?locustsloth
- I'll need a giant head first.killthefish
- killthefish0
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one with my ham hocked around here.
- killthefish0
o Kingo
o Madhog
o locustsloth
- locustsloth0
i'm afraid we're experiencing a rip in the Genuflecting Frontal Yoke. Data is hemorrhaging pretty fiercely, appearing on multiple planes simultaneously. If we can't repair the rip, sir, we may all become..... assholes, sir.
- 7point340
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