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- killthefish0
If at first you don't succeed, try banana flavoring.
- How would you like your banana to be flavored, sir?locustsloth
- pastekillthefish
- killthefish0
Slowly, with no feeling.
- killthefish0
See, this is why I don't use e-mail.
- it's all went too far, I am out too. See you round.Jnr_Madison
- please no, jnr!_salisae_
- I would send you an email, Jnr, except that I don't know what that means.killthefish
- killthefish0
I just sent you an e-mail.
- airey0
if at first you don't succeed hide all evidence you tried in the first place. then kill any witnesses. then go through the address books of the up-until-recently-alive witnesses and take out everyone listed. you can never be to careful.
- ********0
Finding myself a bit nauseous, so I may go and take a crap
- killthefish0
Just found a heretofore undiscovered closet in the basement of the house I bought and moved into 2 years ago. Opened the door and found that it was filled with shoe boxes, all of which are filled with unopened letters to Santa Claus with their stamps canceled.
- killthefish0
garbage in: sausage out
- boobs0
Take a peak
- At boobs? why, i'd love too. But where could i find boobs on the internet.locustsloth
- Sorry, they don't have those.killthefish
- killthefish0
have moved 56 kempers to undisclosed location. carried all carpets with me. have telegrammed coordinates via macbook fax hole.
- killthefish0
Of course I'm going to have to put it on my tab.
- They only sell that in cans. The surface area is far to small to hold something this biglocustsloth
- the fuck was the point of that?killthefish
- was talking to myself there.killthefish
- in that last note.killthefish
- not you, ls.killthefish
- we're still cool, right?killthefish
- oh god, you're going to leave now too, aren't you?killthefish
- no, no. stay. I'll go. It's okay. I should be the one to leave.killthefish
- sorry, i was drinking the tab and couldn't speak. What's all this about leaving? You know i'm tethered to my desk, right?locustsloth
- I'm using nails.killthefish
- locustsloth0
- That was 333! I’ve been hanging out all day and I miss it!MrOneHundred
- killthefish0
Skidbump.
- ********0
fuck it.
- killthefish0
today is the first post of the rest of your oddblog.
- locustsloth0
today is the second post of the rest of your oddblog if you started counting up there^
- killthefish0
my button key doesn't work
- boobs0
I'm making friends with all the other boobs on Facebook.
- killthefish0
i'm not taking this lightly