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- killthefish0
I spent all my day making money, or I spent all my money making day.
I don't know if I should
well maybe
it's just that I'm not really
I wasn't sure if
but then again
on the other hand
really it's just a
I mean there's no reason to
It's not like
But when you think about it
Clearly I just need to
It's
- killthefish0
Oddblog makes Snopes!!!!!!
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- killthefish0
I'm sorry you feel that way.
- killthefish0
I have begun digging a hole in my couch.
- locustsloth0
Can this thread please be repurposed as:
Orbit's Spookytime Picture TheaterPlease
- ********0
Since megE told me i'm in charge here, don't ever bump this again.
- locustsloth0
You may take our fonts, Tom.
But you can never take..
OUURR OOOODDDDBLOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!- *pulls up kilt. waves fanny7point34
- ok. I can live with that. now send me alt gothic********
- killthefish0
Fuck this page thirteen shit.
- airey0
i'm trying to find the perfect font for a billboard advertising a men's club with the headline "fistacular experience"...
- 7point340
- I think you have found your font airey.moveinspace
- you're the man. that loves man.airey
- killthefish0
Josh, you would actually spell that with a "c"
- ... it is spelled with a "c"7point34
- Joch? Cosh? Josc?locustsloth
- cit is?killthefish
- killthefish0
other options:
The i posts thread
The pi posts thread
The deleted immediately thread
The shit on my shoe thread
The shit in my hair thread
The cell phone in the toilet thread
The dick in the freezer thread
The air in the vein thread
The cunt in the funeral home thread
The pork posts thread
The last time I saw my thread thread
The thread thread
The last time I saw my last time I saw my thread thread
The dead thread
The one millionth useless thread
Thread is a stupid fucking word all of a sudden
I can't stand it anymore
Somebody fucking kill me now
- killthefish0
What happened after that is still a matter of much debate.
- ********0
My name is Gromgby Sorcaslo and I am not from this country.
I would like to walk into a bar and just use a sharpie all over everything. Right on the tables. Right on the glasses. Right on the bartender. Right on the bar. Right on my fucking neck. Right on my shirt. Right on everybody else's shirt. Right on the jukebox.
Do they still have a jukebox?
I would like to rename myself "my name is not fucking Gromgby Salad" because that's what everyfuckingbody calls me everyfuckingtime. HOW HARD IS IT TO READ SORCASLO THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY? It's not funny, you fuckers.
I would like to call myself jukebox and dance around in the stall in the bathroom until the tiles break. I can't do this though because I don't have the money to cover the damages.
I remember a time. It was a long time ago. I remember a time I looked like Fred Astaire. I was his sister. We were close, the two of us. I loved it. It was the best time of my life. I was still called Gromgby Sorcaslo but back then it was unique. Nobody else was called that. Now it seems like everybody's called that. Even me.
I would like to walk into a shoe store and start counting the threads in the shoes.
When I was a young man people told me I could do anything. When I got older people didn't tell me anything anymore. I never figured out what I wanted to do but I liked to color between the lines.
My name is Gromgby Sorcaslo and I am not from this country.
- Khurram0
For red nose day, i will be punching people on the nose as an ironic statement and also hoping to raise money for Africans in Africa.
I am searching for sponsors. £5 a nose!!! How many do you think i will get??? SPONSOR ME NOW!!!
- chossy0
734 see when you said 'lifts kilt waves fanny' that to me means you are showing folk your vagina. 'Lifts kilt, bears arse' would make more sense to me. However you could think that someone lifted their kilt then got side tracked and pointed at a bears arse.....
- Fariska0
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