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- magnificent_ruin0
for some reason I find Lone Ranger funny
- killthefish0
Now look what you've done.
I hope you're slappy.
- Horp0
There was something about Jimp's workplace putting filters on internet access and to get around that you'd all ported off to a new Yahoo group horrible piece of crap thing so Jimp could bypass the wigwam.
- that's the irony?magnificent_ruin
- No, that's me talking to Killthefish about our own dark end of the street.Horp
- OH OH. Well. We're all still where we belong (all except a certain somebody with a new machine.)killthefish
- That group was just a piece of bacon.killthefish
- a propeller?magnificent_ruin
- Horp0
^ Killthefishbump
- killthefish0
I have run out of votes. I am now trying to vote over here.
- American Idol?Horp
- Would you like a ffffound invite?
I love that you, uniquely will not have a care for this at all. = )Horp - Only if you subtract one or 2 of the "f"s.killthefish
- killthefish0
Snack my bitch up bump.
- Horp0
Did you hear John Martyn died KTF?
- i did, i uh... well... oh.
you were talking to him7point34 - *kicks dirt7point34
- http://www.johnmarty…Horp
- Yah, I heard. Is sad. I have not found my copy of Solid Air to properly mourn.killthefish
- i did, i uh... well... oh.
- killthefish0
ffsound bump.
- Horp0
Bound of the Haskervilles bump
- Jaline0
beep boooop blip beeeep fizzle
- < Needs work.Horp
- come over to the blog thread and say that!Jaline
- Hey now don't dig up old rivalries missy!Horp
- Welcome to Oddblog though eh!!!Horp
- I said hi before and you didn't notice :/Jaline
- Oh I don't read any of this crap, I just post and move on.Horp
- heh, yeah, it was more in the beginning of the thread, when you were the lone poster.Jaline
- Before I upset everyone you mean...Horp
- I'm not sure. It doesn't bother me, I guess.Jaline
- You guess? If you're unsure then you're bothered. I am at a total loss why it caused such ill feeling.Horp
- No, I actually feel nothing.Jaline
- Like numb? I numbed you? Oh man, that's the WORST thing that could happen. I totally numbed you out.Horp
- Horp0
I am feeling a little irritated by the bump thread. It feels a little derivative to me and I suspect the thread's creator intended to capitalise on the niche opened up by Oddblog. I would stop short of claiming plagiarism as clearly the two threads purport to have different purposes, but I will say that I consider the people who post in that thread to be unoriginal and a little retarded.
- locustsloth0
i'm glad this thread has reclaimed it's formerly righteous place of elitism. Frankly, it was beneath me to post here until this recent development
- I trust you will join me in a boycott?Horp
- That being, essentially, a cot for boys?Horp
- It must be a very large boy for the both of us to fitlocustsloth
- killthefish0
There's a lot of slime on my arm now.
- Perhaps you've recently applied slime to your arm or something/Horp
- locustsloth0
lime is essential for building the ideal fertilizer, along with gypsum and sometimes bone meal
- Horp0
A man walks into a bar, lifts a plastic carrier bag onto the table and pulls it open to reveal a severed head caked in congealed blood. The barkeep asks the man whose head it is. The man says "My wife. I caught her cheating with my best friend. I killed them both, chopped her head off, chopped his cock off. Now I'm going to sit here and ram his cock down her throat before hanging myself in the rest room.
Barkeep says "Not without buying a drink you're not".
- < I think I'm approaching comedy heaven here.Horp
- makes me wanna drink whiskeylocustsloth
- something about the giving a bell when you finally tipnilsnihil
- something about a 2 drink minimum for you and the head...7point34
- !!!!!!!flavorful
- Horp0
A man walks into a bar, slaps $10k in front of the barkeep and says "This is everything I have, I want to drink myself to death. Just keep pouring licor and pumping ale, if I pass out, use this funnel and pipe. Keep pouring. I want to drink myself to death. If I have a pulse, keep pumping the juice in. If it isn't going in quick enough, inject it directly into my stomach with this syringe. Just keep pouring the booze until you are sure I'm dead. Rub it into my pores if necessary, but don't let me leave here alive".
Barkeep says "Will you be ordering any food?"
- flavorful0
A man walks into a bar and asks what they have on draught. The barkeep points to handles seemingly already fed up, and distraught at such a question.
The man looks ... but then notices that all the titles are facing the barkeep.
So the man goes, "Sir, the patron cannot read the draughts as the titles are all facing towards you."
The barkeep again points angerly at the draughts!
"Seriously, bar keep what the fuck is your problem? I come in here, and you don't say a g-ddamn word and act like I should know what beer you have in your establishment!"
It was at this time a sweaty Clown from behind a Cheetah near ecstasy threw his glass of whiskey at the patron.
"What the bloody hell!?"
The barkeep then speaks, "Sir, we have a special on whiskey today which is what I was trying to point out to you, but every time I look at that clown fucking that cheetah it just reminds me that I should have never opened up this bar and should have went into clown school instead."