Co-worker annoying habits
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- differenz0
I got this guy that has a deep voice and he is always talking some shit. You know those geek guys who always talk about shit, red dwarf, flight simulators, code and all that. Anyhow, the guy is fat and huge and to all others he's very likeable - people seem to like him because he looks like a bear so in a way they feel sorry for him and instantly they listen to him and they act as if they care.
Problem is he doesn't understand they don't care and he keeps talking and talking. His voice is like a sub-woofer going at full volume across my desk. The other day when he was talking on his cell I told him to shut the fuck up and pay more attention to the rest of the people in the office because he's an annoying fuck bear!
Apparently the rest of the office agreed with me and all looked at him and were all.. "yeah, you could pipe it down there".
Ever since, he's been toned down a bit, thank lord!
I can tolerate mess, feet stench and all that shit.. but I don't like when someone is yapping all day long about nothing!
- nicole_marie0
the receptionist who is rude as shit to clients on the phone, and thinks if she gets LOUDER THEY WILL UNDERSTAND HER BETTER.
also having to listen to her go through the same questions/answers all day long (reminds of the office space lady) who also finds it necessary to call and complain about the general temperature int he office everyday... its too hot, its too humid, its too cold.pm who every time she walks by my desk tries to be sneaky and gives me the stink eye like, "what are you doing, are you working?"
- dijitaq0
the boss where i use to work would sit down beside every one in the studio and say "how's everything?" every single day. one day when he came in and asked the first person that question we all answered back in unison "fineeeeeee!"
- BattleAxe0
this one guy always comes in here and talks all loud , and it is so quite here you can hear him down the hall, well he always kicks into racist jokes and tries to whisper but it is so obvious , and they just plain out suck, they are not even funny
- josimar0
ok, I'm seeking some advice here as I'm in a quandary whether to say something or bite my tongue!... there's a guy in my office who coughs and hiccups (sometimes together) in a very annoying... i-don't-give-a-fuck-i'm-actually... kinda way every afternoon (after his incessant two bagel home-made lunch). He's wearing headphones while he does it which obviously makes the effect louder as he probably doesn't quite know how loud he is being but it is annoying everybody within 20 metres of him, about 10 folk have commented on this already. Problem is, the guy is a full-on nerd and I think he knows nobody likes him, and he has already spent time away from my workplace due to 'bullying' from staff members!!!! (not me I might add) so he obviously prone to any personal comments... what the fuck can I do to shut the wee prick up?
- scarabin0
oh, i thought of one.
when someone walks by your office and ALWAYS stares into it as they pass, the whole time, often on the way back as well.
hate that shit.
- donmiguesb0
when the guy in the cubicle next to me farts!
I hate that!
- bigtrick0
i just moved into a new cubicle three days ago. today i had grabbed onto the edge of my desk to scoot my office chair closer to the monitor when something flaked off of the bottom of the desk onto my finger. upon closer examination, it appeared to be a *crusted up booger.*
i yelped and wiped my hand frantically on my pants. i then looked under my desk and discovered *a veritable fucking treasure trove of crusty booger wipe-marks.*
god damn. god damn.
- Shaney0
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- OSFA0
The tremendously hot intern always discussing with her hot girlfriend about how 'it's ok to bring a guy once in a while' or 'how much they enjoyed him last night'... totally annoying....
- Pics or it didn't happen...ItalianStallion
- Oh god, I HATE this.duckofrubber
- hahahahaaOSFA
- papasmurf820
Co-workers who constantly flag up things they find annoying around the office. Ya know bringing it to everyone else's attention!
- dbloc0
I bang on my desk all day...I am a monkey.
- dbloc0
there's always someone blurting something out in this studio at all times...we're all ADD
- fooler20
this one guy would always go to this site that chimed "Neeewstoooday" a 100 times a day then we all could hear this annoying "thump" when ever he moused over anything.
Hasn't happened in a couple of years but man that shit was annoying.
- Sugary0
most annoying recent co-worker habit was alcoholism. The first day he was there I was thinking to myself "Damn man its only 9am!!". When he left another co-worker said he made millions with his new cologne called Bacardi.
But to be honest he never acted drunk, besides his extreme skittishness and shaky hands.
- ShaneHolley0
I'm afraid I think I'm the annoying one in our studio...
- neue75_bold0
I'm mostly just bummed out over their existence...