Here's a real Jackass.
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- JazX0
- ideaist0
I got hit last week going about 30KM... Shit gets serious pretty quick... I simply do not see how drivers can create a fuss over cyclists; I believe their are quite few cases of a driver being hurt colliding with a cyclist... I was hit by a Bronco and bruised every appendage of my body... Luckily I had a helmet on...
- Think its mostly pedestrians that hate cunt cyclistsBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- ideaist0
I find it much more satisfying to self propel myself past some douche in a rented BMW (like this chef mentioned above) on tight, windy city roads opposed to him shooting past me on a straight away because he simply has the ability to move his foot/ankle... Yea; absorb all of the pride it takes to do that; you're gonna need it for your lonely life ahead...
- neue75_bold0
I was getting out of a taxi once when I still lived in toronto, I flung open the door with complete disregard [as there are no proper bike lanes, why would I look to see if some bullshitmuncher would be trying to pass by a stopped taxi] and sure enough, some spandex-clad, dreadlocked, sandlewood smelling bike-courier was trying to overtake the parked taxi and I nailed the fucker.. he went flying over the door and flopped around like a carp for a little while... I looked over and said "watch where the fuck you're going, that could've been me you hit" and walked off to my meeting...
- What street was this on??? Their are proper bike lanes but limited to like 5KM of the 1000KM+ in the downtown core...ideaist
- fuck, I can't remember, was near Dufferin, but he tried to pass between the right-hand side of the car and the curb..neue75_bold
- literally about 1ft of space...neue75_bold
- hah
"watch the suit motherfucker!"brandelec - Yea; some peoples kids...???!!!ideaist
- maybe you should look before you open your door.iCanHazQBN
- You just sounded like a proper cunt.Ruffian
- oh my! he can get fucked and you lot who don't get the point here, can get fucked too..neue75_bold
- lol neue... hahahafreitag
- Raniator0
I don't hate cyclists. Go green etc, knock yourselves out. But I DO hate how some of them seem to ignore the rules of the road. Like jumping red lights, going the wrong way down a one-way street, or riding on the path. If I hit one of these fuckers that I frequently see on my travels it would probably end up being my fault. Oh, really... how about following the highway code you jumped up cunt.
- jimzyk0
what a smarmy cuntface™ he is that fat piece of shit chef cunter™
- erikjonsson0
fuck a car
- benfal990
i would beat him up until he cry
- ok_not_ok0
2 words: Bike Lanes.
- instrmntl0
i thought that was pretty funny. if he did that to me i'd have kille dhim tho.
- moth0
This man needs a fucking prize!
- I don't even drive and I hate cyclists. They've all got far less regard for the rules of the road than motorists..moth
- its not a car. things work differentlyerikjonsson
- ceiling_cat0
I did something similar to some guy, but feel guilty when I look back on it.
- Meeklo0
“Some people were born to do good. Some to do great. Some to do the impossible. I was born to set the bar for all of those people”....Arthur Kade....09/11/09
- Ianbolton0
So James Martin deserves a prize for being an absolute prick? If all roads had cycle lanes and some way of allowing cyclists to share the road with cars then things would be a lot easier. Why is it that when somebody gets in the seat of car they feel indestructible and have no sense of surroundings? I cycle to work every day which a)invigorates me b)gets rid of another car from the road c)gets me a little fitter d)saves on the decreasing fuel levels we have on the planet e)saves me shed loads of cash.
So ALL cyclists are pricks right?
- don't be such a prick..neue75_bold
- there are good and bad cyclists, drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians...neue75_bold
- fairy nuff.Ianbolton
- forbes0
i fucking hate cyclists with a passion. they go on about how theyre victimised by drivers who have no regard for the highway code laws, but yet they rarely wear helmets and cycle on the pavements to avoid junctions??
i drove over some cunts rear bike wheel once, he cycled in the middle of 2 lanes which was EXTREMELY narrow - he was colliding into cars as he went along and collided into mine and knocked my side mirror out of shape. so winded my window down to fix it back into shape and told him he was a stupid idiot.
he then just got in front of my car at the junction, the light went green and he wouldnt move. this was 8.50am and 20 cars behind me wanting to get to work at the same time, so all of us were beeping at him to move but just cos i called him an idiot he thought he would piss us all off!
so i drove over his wheel so he had to move. cunt.
- JerseyRaindog0
This prick is one arrogant fuckwad.
- neue75_bold0
"Knowing they wouldn't hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the split-second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed"
bwahahaha.. brilliant...
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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MY NEW FUCKING HEROFUCK CYCLISTS, especially the inner city ones where they are completely clueless.
- you tried cycling around a city where drivers couldn't give a shit if they cut you up and buses pull out infront of you. James Martin reminds me of Nathan Barley for some reason. Just more real life maybeIanbolton
- reminds me of nathan barley, except more real-life maybeIanbolton
- Cyclists drive very selfishly in Toronto. No respect for the rules of the road.colab
- freitag0
"We urge the group of cyclists who James Martin attempted to run off the road to get in touch with CTC's accident helpline - our legal team would be only too happy to take the matter further."
finally some publicity, eh? guess not too many know that CTC...
- freitag0
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