Here's a real Jackass.
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- JerseyRaindog0
This prick is one arrogant fuckwad.
- neue75_bold0
"Knowing they wouldn't hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the split-second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed"
bwahahaha.. brilliant...
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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MY NEW FUCKING HEROFUCK CYCLISTS, especially the inner city ones where they are completely clueless.
- you tried cycling around a city where drivers couldn't give a shit if they cut you up and buses pull out infront of you. James Martin reminds me of Nathan Barley for some reason. Just more real life maybeIanbolton
- reminds me of nathan barley, except more real-life maybeIanbolton
- Cyclists drive very selfishly in Toronto. No respect for the rules of the road.colab
- freitag0
"We urge the group of cyclists who James Martin attempted to run off the road to get in touch with CTC's accident helpline - our legal team would be only too happy to take the matter further."
finally some publicity, eh? guess not too many know that CTC...
- freitag0
Next up..
On Top Gear: .......
- Stian0
Hahahahaha! Amazing!
- neue75_bold0
living in holland for four years has left me with no sympathy for cyclists anywhere... actually, it's more than that, I hate them... I'm all for the environment, but really, sort something else out because this just isn't working...
- change that: you lived in Amsterdam, not Holland = massive difference in cyclists behaviour!!freitag
- you can all get bent, all of you..neue75_bold
- mmmm...bent cyclists..freitag
- not cyclists, I mean the dutch in general...neue75_bold
- mmmm... bent dutchies..freitag
- spraycan0
It was the best thing he had "ever seen in my rear-view mirror", he said.
he talks and looks like a dickhead
- freitag0
Also:
Olaf Mol, Dutch Formula 1 sports reporter and commentator, once, in an Eastern European country, was driving in a pricy sportscar, when he drove past a busstop where some old ladies where sitting. He figured he did not want to miss this opportunity, turned around, and drove past them again, putting as much weight in the large puddle that was in front of the poor old ladies.
Massive cunt he is anyway.
- freitag0
on the other hand, i have seen many car fanatics in a certain period and at least half of them are quite some egomaniac cunts.
driving a ferrari, aston, or whatever, doesn't make you a classy person when you never was one anyway.
- detritus0
zzz
- chossy0
Bullshit, they would have heard him coming from ages ago, and a horn wouldn't have made anyone fall or swerve into a bush, be interested to know what car he was driving.
- lukus_W0
Yeah, I agree.. I think he made it up for added drama.
- JazX0
- ideaist0
I got hit last week going about 30KM... Shit gets serious pretty quick... I simply do not see how drivers can create a fuss over cyclists; I believe their are quite few cases of a driver being hurt colliding with a cyclist... I was hit by a Bronco and bruised every appendage of my body... Luckily I had a helmet on...
- Think its mostly pedestrians that hate cunt cyclistsBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- ideaist0
I find it much more satisfying to self propel myself past some douche in a rented BMW (like this chef mentioned above) on tight, windy city roads opposed to him shooting past me on a straight away because he simply has the ability to move his foot/ankle... Yea; absorb all of the pride it takes to do that; you're gonna need it for your lonely life ahead...
- neue75_bold0
I was getting out of a taxi once when I still lived in toronto, I flung open the door with complete disregard [as there are no proper bike lanes, why would I look to see if some bullshitmuncher would be trying to pass by a stopped taxi] and sure enough, some spandex-clad, dreadlocked, sandlewood smelling bike-courier was trying to overtake the parked taxi and I nailed the fucker.. he went flying over the door and flopped around like a carp for a little while... I looked over and said "watch where the fuck you're going, that could've been me you hit" and walked off to my meeting...
- What street was this on??? Their are proper bike lanes but limited to like 5KM of the 1000KM+ in the downtown core...ideaist
- fuck, I can't remember, was near Dufferin, but he tried to pass between the right-hand side of the car and the curb..neue75_bold
- literally about 1ft of space...neue75_bold
- hah
"watch the suit motherfucker!"brandelec - Yea; some peoples kids...???!!!ideaist
- maybe you should look before you open your door.iCanHazQBN
- You just sounded like a proper cunt.Ruffian
- oh my! he can get fucked and you lot who don't get the point here, can get fucked too..neue75_bold
- lol neue... hahahafreitag
- erikjonsson0
fuck a car
- benfal990
i would beat him up until he cry