Here's a real Jackass.
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- ok_not_ok0
2 words: Bike Lanes.
- moth0
This man needs a fucking prize!
- I don't even drive and I hate cyclists. They've all got far less regard for the rules of the road than motorists..moth
- its not a car. things work differentlyerikjonsson
- ceiling_cat0
I did something similar to some guy, but feel guilty when I look back on it.
- Meeklo0
“Some people were born to do good. Some to do great. Some to do the impossible. I was born to set the bar for all of those people”....Arthur Kade....09/11/09
- Ianbolton0
So James Martin deserves a prize for being an absolute prick? If all roads had cycle lanes and some way of allowing cyclists to share the road with cars then things would be a lot easier. Why is it that when somebody gets in the seat of car they feel indestructible and have no sense of surroundings? I cycle to work every day which a)invigorates me b)gets rid of another car from the road c)gets me a little fitter d)saves on the decreasing fuel levels we have on the planet e)saves me shed loads of cash.
So ALL cyclists are pricks right?
- don't be such a prick..neue75_bold
- there are good and bad cyclists, drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians...neue75_bold
- fairy nuff.Ianbolton
- forbes0
i fucking hate cyclists with a passion. they go on about how theyre victimised by drivers who have no regard for the highway code laws, but yet they rarely wear helmets and cycle on the pavements to avoid junctions??
i drove over some cunts rear bike wheel once, he cycled in the middle of 2 lanes which was EXTREMELY narrow - he was colliding into cars as he went along and collided into mine and knocked my side mirror out of shape. so winded my window down to fix it back into shape and told him he was a stupid idiot.
he then just got in front of my car at the junction, the light went green and he wouldnt move. this was 8.50am and 20 cars behind me wanting to get to work at the same time, so all of us were beeping at him to move but just cos i called him an idiot he thought he would piss us all off!
so i drove over his wheel so he had to move. cunt.
- iCanHazQBN0
Fuck your cars. All of you arrogant, polluting, egotistical assholes. Fuck the lot of you.
How DARE a cyclist inconvenience your drive to your piteous job by forcing you to slow down for 3 seconds until it's safe to pass. How DARE they take away that precious time away from your pathetic life.
Patience. Look it up. This is something you should have learned ages ago... you fucking children.
All of you people that like to pick fights with cyclists have other issues that you need to deal with. Mainly ones that deal with insecurities, power struggles.
This guy is so immature. He's the same douchebag bully that was in your grade school - just 30 years older.
You may have had a bad experience with a cyclist, but how many bad experiences do you have DAILY with other drivers. Does that mean cars shouldn't be allowed on the roads???? At least if a cyclist hits you, you don't get hurt... HE does, not you. Can't say the same if you collide with another car. Good chance YOU'LL get hurt. So why aren't you as angry towards the cars on the road? "Let's ban the cars!" Right??
- +1burnt
- Calm down, take a pill or something. This guy is a prick, so are lots of cyclists.comicsans
- errr, theyve inconvenienced me by alot more than 3 secs bud!!forbes
- why aren't the both of you car driving, bike riding hippies rocking harsh cool segways?prophet0NE
- mg330
He added: "The look of sheer terror as they tottered into the hedge was the best thing I've ever seen in my rear-view mirror."
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Not defending the guy but damn I love British vernacular.
- instrmntl0
i thought that was pretty funny. if he did that to me i'd have kille dhim tho.
- Raniator0
I don't hate cyclists. Go green etc, knock yourselves out. But I DO hate how some of them seem to ignore the rules of the road. Like jumping red lights, going the wrong way down a one-way street, or riding on the path. If I hit one of these fuckers that I frequently see on my travels it would probably end up being my fault. Oh, really... how about following the highway code you jumped up cunt.
- jimzyk0
what a smarmy cuntface™ he is that fat piece of shit chef cunter™