I find it annoying...
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- scarabin0
when coworkers bring their children into my office and try to make me talk to them. i never know what to do and it invariably becomes all uncomfortable and the kid just stares at me like they're scared.
wtf am i supposed to say to a four-year old??
- "do you want some candy? let's take you to the vending machine"version3
- am i supposed to say that in a voice??scarabin
- teach them guitar heroismith
- make neck-cutting motions at them when the mom isn't looking.cannonball1978
- "do you like touching yourself down there? does daddy touch you there?". problem solved.airey
- "say, son... do you like gladiator movies?"scarabin
- make fart sounds with your hands, then spin around in your chair and say weee!74LEO
- ismith0
When, mid-conversation, I completely forget what I was talking about for no reason. This has been happening to me a lot in the last few days.
- dMullins0
When a client takes two fucking months to read your proposal, and do a small analysis of sites you've recommended as competitors. Then they return their feedback, and don't address any of the other discussion points, leaving you feeling like this project will never get started.
- cannonball19780
Marketing chicks that hiss their "s" when they talk. They all wear "marketing chick shawls" too in the office. If you sit really quietly at your desk you can hear it... the sound of them talking on the phone. mfmfmfmfmSSSSmfmfmfmfSSsmffmfmfS...
fucking.. talk normally shawl whore.
- studderine0
that people assume you assume the assumption that was assumed.
- mydo0
..opening 600MB illi docs?
- Jimbo820
...when people ask to have their account deleted.
- benfal990
... when people go fishing with a dog as a bait.
- CALLES0
when you have to go back to work after a week of doing nothing
- georgesIII0
when I get a brief at 10am and need to deliver for 6pm
- ernexbcn0
I find this thread annoying
- dijitaq0
when i ask when the project needs to be finished and the reply is "yesterday" or something along that line.
if you need it yesterday you should of told me to do it yesterday.
- PIZZA0
working for some moronic cunts at a different studio who have "digital" in their agency name and send me 300DPI designs for a banner advert each frame weighing in at 300meg.
Their FTP was also shit slow
FUCKING RETARDS!!
- PIZZA0
Does your email signature really have to be 236 worlds long, and in 6 different colours, tell me to "Please consider the environment before you print this email!" and include a tiny award image so small I can't even read what award you won, stupid PR cunt award I guess?
- 74LEO0
opening pdf files in in design...wait a minute?
- 74LEO0
opening preserved layers from fireworks to flash... :)