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- ernexbcn0
keep the money, and hookers + blow
- set0
I really don't understand anyone who considers anything other than keeping it.
If it was A. some retard that tried to stuff money in the wrong way, fuck him, keep his money he deserves to lose it for being so dumb.
If its B. the bank gave out money by accident, fuck them they steal peoples money on a daily basis.
I'm a nice guy, if I find a wallet or a phone or something i'll make the effort to hand it in. But this one is a no brainer. You got lucky, enjoy it!
- monospaced0
What would Tyler Durden do?
- bored2death0
psst... they have cameras on ATMs. They saw what you did.
- such0
If it appears to have been stuffed in there foolishly, then I would keep it. If it ATM actually gave me the $200 in error, then I would return it to the bank.
- Jordy0
keep it. the money is insured anyway.
just be happy you were lucky. it's payback for all the times they fucked you over.
- sigg0
lol.
so i just got a call from the bank. the guy was trying way to hard to get me to admit the $ amount that i pulled out of the atm.
"sir i have you on video counting the money in your lap"
"ok, what color pants am i wearing?".... nothing but silence.
"sir i can see you pull folded bills from the machine"
"really? because you said a minute ago that the person before me made a withdrawl for $360, but he only got a $20 bill, which means the machine spit out $400 worth of bills in perfect fashion, and you and i both know that didn't happen.... the machine spit out a corner of my money and i pulled, which mangled the $60 that i withdrew. then i looked down and saw that some jackass folded a wad of cash and stuck it into the dispenser, which was the reason why my 60 barely came out."
"let me call you right back"
10 minutes later he calls back saying "listen, how much did you get? we know you got extra"
"100"
"can you bring it back in, no questions asked?"
"sure"yeah. i still made out with 100. shhhh.
- from what i gathered the guy who lost the money lied about the machine not spitting out enoughsigg
- the bank investigator must have called him out on it. when he called back it was apparent he would have no way of telling...sigg
- exactly how much i got. i still kinda feel bad though. the 200 didn't buy shit. i think i paid bills with it. :/sigg
- inkpink0
keep it.
its the bank's machine... if its not working that's tehir problem.
not like you found in envelope on the ground. that'd be a diff story.
- ifeltdave0
keep it.. you shouldnt deposit cash into an ATM anyways, imo.
- dbloc0
they are looking for you...hide!
- benfal990
Agents will get you sooner or later. You can living a life of fear.
- sigg0
I might call the bank and tell them that I found "some" money stuffed into the machine, and if someone calls reporting it, giving an amount to call me back and I'll return it. Or the boat...
- scarabin0
it's only 200 bucks. if they ask for it back, give it to them. if not, you got a little pocket money for the week...
i say FUCK THE BANKS, so don't try to be captain hero andget all moralistic and give it to them first. they'll just laugh at you behind the counter once you leave and nobody gives a shit about that sort of thing outside of movies anyway
- benfal990
a girl i know went to an ATM and at the screen she saw "Would you like to make another operation?" ... the latest person forgot to close his transaction and his card! Well, the girl i know made another operation, she took a lot of money and leaved. No bank or police ever catch her.
- you in a dress isn't really a girl.airey
- you can't leaved...you lust leave.dbloc
- airey, you're on a roll. why are you so angry today?monospaced
- you cant lust, you just just.iCanHasQBN
- you can't just, you can...damn. i'z stucked.airey
- You can leafbenfal99
- impossible- when it asks you to do that you have to put in your card again anyways. LIAR!doesnotexist
- scarabin0
- i don't think this pic could be any more relevantscarabin
- $200 even! It's an omen.sigg
- perfect.iCanHasQBN
- OMFG! Perfect image for this thread. Done.stewdio
- jonvictorino0
Keep it.
Worse case scenario: the bank calls you and asks about it. Say you thought it was $200 from your account.
- brilliant! just play dumbcashface
- Sadly, it works for most people.jonvictorino