Jokes in poor taste...
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- Nairn-2
- BusterBoy1
Challenged my wife to a blowjob competition with me. Told her I'd buy her a new car if she averaged one every day for a year starting on January 1.
Had to go to the doctor for something else...and mentioned this in passing to see if it could be unhealthy for either of us.
The doctor's response..."only if you get to December 31, the tally's up to 300 and she still wants to win".
- rzu-rzu4
- so, immaculate conception.. wait.. is this guy Jesus?autoflavour
- hans_glib17
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast."
The Frenchman thinks "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
- le lolnecromation
- LolSimonFFM
- I'd love to see the French equivalent of this, but sadly they don't have a sense of humour.Nairn
- On the French equivalent there's no joke because the trains are on strike.palimpsest
- Sorry we have jokes about belgians, italians, swiss, chinese, etc... But nothing about englishmen. May be because we don't give a shit.gonzalle
- lol.
but, also https://www.thelocal…Nairn
- Ramanisky25
Finally Re-watching The Sopranos after 16 years ... and this joke by Uncle June, “oh, marone.”
Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.
After the exam the doctor says, “I know why you’re having trouble.”
Chinaman says, “why?”
Doctor says, “you have a cataract.”
Chinaman says, “No, I have a Rincon Continental.”- I never watched sopranos always wanted to... glad I have a great binge in front of me once I get a few days offAQUTE
- It's such a brilliant show and really stands the test of time. Jr's quips are the best. "Sister's cunt!" when he falls in the shower, hahaha So many classics.elahon
- ^ Uncle June’s finest momentRamanisky2
- GOLD!davey_g
- Bobby's reaction makes it even funnier. Also up there is "She's so fat, her blood type is ragu".garbage
- @aqute You're in for a treat. There's so much comedic genius in the show. Viva Artie Bucco.garbage
- mort_4
- Who wants to sleep in a unicorn-themed room though?palimpsest
- scarabin11
- LOL!!!monospaced
- jokes in great tastesarahfailin
- a memba nipping into Presto (long-defunct UK supermarket) on my cycle home to steal some deodorant to spray on my fingers before I got home...Nairn
- I see what you did there********
- lick them clean boyrobthelad
- BusterBoy1
Did you know Guinea Pigs die after sex?
No?
Well the one I fucked did...
