Pick Up Line of the Day
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- 74LEO
Ok! Lets hear your best pick-up line!
Wanna go out for pizza and sex?
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No? What? You don't like pizza?
- blogger0
Is your father a theif?
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Why?
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Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
- blogger0
Try this on a waitress:
I know you get hit on a lot by other guys here, but I was wondering if you could meet me at the park this Saturday, and I can ask you out then?
- Mr_Right0
Seen any good books lately?
- Mr_Right0
Can I buy you a car?
- Ruffian0
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- CALLES0
you may not be the prettiest girl i have gone out with. but i would still like to take you on a date
- ernexbcn0
baby let's unite from our voiding organs
- kgvs720
Are you into chess? Cause I think you've just met your match.
- chris_himself0
are you tired? cuz you been running through my head all day.
are you wearing space panties? cuz your ass is from out of this world.
when the answer is; "no sorry".
don't be sorry, be happy someone asked you.
- CALLES0
nut honeslty... who goes out on dates?
- drgz0
nut honeslty -- my next username
- rodzilla0
How much does a polar bear weigh?
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....Enough to break the ice.
- ohhhh, nice one. then what do I say?capn_ron
- i dunno, I was always drunk when i used it. always worked though to get some convo going.rodzilla
- or wearing some random ass t-shirt that means nothing usually did the trick too....rodzilla
- well, i'm trying this one out this week. I'll keep you posted.capn_ron
- SrSamaurai0
"you look like you use a good fucking"
- could use lol oopsSrSamaurai
- works both ways, with or without the "could"capn_ron
- how weird. i didnt notice the error. i never do. i just read it normally. only time i notice people's errors is wheniCanHasQBN
- they point them out.iCanHasQBN
- utopian1
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is really fucked up.
- that's a top 100 right there.zenmasterfoo
- WINNER!capn_ron
- HAHAHA.bigtrick
- LOLmoldero
- LOLiCanHazQBN
- liamh0
A.S.L
- wademd0
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
- Mex_Kubrick0
Let me beat up them panties
- goldieboy1
"Think of a number between 1 and 10. You lose - take all your clothes off!"