Pick Up Line of the Day
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- JackRyan0
"I work in advertising."
*blow smoke in her face
- dirtydesign0
Are your parents retarded?
Cause you are special.
- johanito0
heeey, how am I doing???
- clearThoughts0
"Fancy a drink?"
- clearThoughts0
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- CALLES0
Hi!
*shake hand
Nice For you To Meet Me
*Smile
- pauli0
Me: wow, thats crazy.
Her: What?
(Insert conversation)
works for me, anyway!
- megE0
@rodzilla... the polar bear pick up line worked on me - i laughed and started talking to him - never went out with him though...
bartending for 5+ years I think I heard them all
- ali0
- DaveO0
Creeeeeeepy
- Projectile0
hey baby
y'all looks like y'all could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch!!!
- She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racketmoldero
- clearThoughts0
Me: Hi, can't believe how (busy/empty/cold/hot) this place is... uh – sorry, what's your name actually? Don't think we met before?
Just basic... if the girl is interested she'll reply whatever you say.
Probably better avoid trying to be smart and just keep it cool.
- clearThoughts0
But if you still want to try hard...
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
- tangoxray30
A man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The man explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'The man smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'- hahahaeating_tv
- very goodclearThoughts
- hahohhhhhsnap
- lolmoldero
- lolset
- jetSkii0
hi