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Myspace Spends a Shitload on Something that Wont Help
by Hurd Gurdley for the New York TimesToday, myspace announced that they spent a whole shitload of money that they would have benefited more from actually investing into something like facebook. Their website has seen a dramatic decrease in popularity since the world of social networking civilized itself to be a little more restrictive than having some random fucktard spam you with his shitty music daily then have the nuts to pretend he even gives a shit about a single thing going on in your life.
With a whole new suite of useless shit no one is going to use, it will only be a matter of time before Myspace proves to the world that they are to social networking what my wifes retarded little brother is to my steady stream of offensive verbal assault. Whether its movies, music, television, no one gives a shit what you're into, and myspace could have improved their public image if the board fired their useless management staff, saved all the time and money they devoted to a new redesign and bought their users ipads instead.
Specifically, Myspace will provide people with the ability to:
• Become further overwhelmed with the random shit splatter of useless content that they are likely receiving from 1000 other sources already.
• Have yet another useless website that they can pretend to be interesting people while they post about the most mundane and idiotic aspects of their every day life.
• Avoid interaction with a steadily declining user base until Myspace realizes what they did wrong and decide to shut their servers down completely.
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