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- fooler6
Instagram friend that posts "STAY HOME SAVE LIVES" one day then the next few days has pictures of him on a hiking trail with his family then his family on a bike trail the next.
- might be old photos as lots of people basically relive their last year's lives on social media nowgrafician
- I know some people have a lot of free time atm but the things I've seen people posting, they must think their friends are a bit thick and need some advice.webazoot
- And yes its mostly < these people.webazoot
- Nope his wife posted the same locations but different picsfooler
- its ok to go outside with members of your household - virus has not much chance on open air virologist say. problem in closed rooms.api
- ^ this. still no evidence of airborne transmission. i wouldn't be hiking or biking just in case i got injured and had to go to hospital.kingsteven
- What kingsteven saidOBBTKN
- Going on a hike is safe though. Same with biking.monospaced
- Nairn1
Had a client pop in to pick something up earlier - evidently someone in the building left the front doors open because there was a wholly unexpected knock at the door and then he walked in "How the fu... how did you get in here?" I asked. Usually I go outside and try and maintain social distancing, etc.
Anyway, he's long gone now, but the thick fug of his Lynx/Axe deodorant's staying on as a most unwelcome guest.
Eugh.
- The scent of all builders / maintenance men / plumbers / electricians / delivery drivers is that fucking rank Lynx shite.shapesalad
- Lynx/Axe is far more likely to cause CoronaVirus than fucking 5G!shapesalad
- Could it be the cure?webazoot
- It's certainly a cure for people ignoring social distancing...Nairn
- https://www.youtube.…kingsteven
- Haha.webazoot
- api1
Face ID not working while wearing a mask!
want my iPhone fingerprint sensor back.
- Nairn2
Me. I came all the way into work to pack up a job and mail it out. Go down to the Post Office with large parcel in tow and it's shut.
It's Good Friday, isn't it?
fuckityfuck
- It's Blurdsay, the 63rd Februtember 21768.Continuity
- So weird how certain services close down for some religions but not others. It’s not Good Friday for me. It’s just Friday.monospaced
- Easter gets me Every. Single. F'ing. Year.
This year's particularly unforgiveable as the news is constantly referring to it in terms of people staying indoors..Nairn - Yea, mono - things are a bit different here in the UK as we do have an 'official' religion (DailyMailism?), so I'm gratefully to live in LDN, near a Turkish ...Nairn
- .. community who stay open all the days I need them to acoss the year.Nairn
- I just ALWAYS forget how big a deal Easter is, officially.Nairn
- Ramanisky25
- finally! see you later bitches!_niko
- yes u go start, visit your grandparents first and walk around a lot before in shops and restaurants.neverscared
- BusterBoy2
If I see on more Twitter post with a photo of Bill Gates and Dr Fauci with some sinister conspiracy theory garbage, I’ll spew up.
- Nairn6
I just did something incredibly stupid.
I have a very cheap china-made swappable head driver set - completely worthless piece of shit: The metal hexagonal bit detached from the plastic handle long ago, making it utterly useless. I'm fixing things around the house, so had the superglue out to fix a mug and a pan handle - thought I'd fix the driver whilst at it.
Put superglue in plastic handle, inserted the metal hexagonal bit, then - and stop me if you know what happens next - decided to hit it into place with a hammer.
As I was swinging hammer, my subconscious had a passing moment of alarmed self-ciriticism and sure enough as the hammer made contact, I saw this spatter of superglue emanate from the handle, with a droplet heading straight towards my eye.
There's not much less worrying to ask your partner from the garden "Dear, do me a favour - look up what I should do if I get superglue in my eye?"
15 minutes later and it's all gone, along with a few eyelashes.
Fucking idiot.
- My one remaining good eye too.Nairn
- Nairn, is it possible you’re punching yourself all week so far?NBQ00
- Was thinking the same... Don't be so hard on you Nairn, lol!OBBTKN
- Haha, can’t believe you did that. I do like your life dilemmas! Hope you’re managing alright mate.Ianbolton
- You gotta start making videos man, too funny! But seriously, can't you just chill like most rngrafician
- Doh!robotron3k
- You're not alone. Little housing fix on my old camera. Superglued the battery door because I used too much. Had to cut it open, looks shittier than ever.SimonFFM
- I always wear eye protection. When you get metal in your eye, they use a grinder to get it out. Never again.lemmy_k
- eye protection is a must! take careapi
- Good thing you're ok!Bennn
- Memba when you were a kid and you woke up with eyes stuck shut with crystals of 'sleep'? It was like that, except significantly more worrying.Nairn
- sted2
- NBQ000
You guessed who.
- MrT1
OPSM, Australia's optician monopoly with whom I have a subscription for contact lenses – delivered automatically so I don't run out.
I'm running out so I checked the subscription again. They plan to send me 90 days of lenses 115 days after the last lot.
Do I wish to change the date? Yes. And I'd also like to know if the shit Hemsworth from your TV spots is doing the adding up.
- On another note, every time I see this thread come up now, I think, 'Oh, dear. What's Nairn done to himself this time?'Continuity
- Sorry, I hijacked your Punches For post. Yeah ... err ... sucks about your contacts ...Continuity
- hehe, give it 10 minutes Continuity - there'll be something.
*eyes flimsy plastic bag filled with used stanley bladesNairn - Also, lol MrT.
Presumably it costs more per unit to order-in a 30 day pack to tidy you over?Nairn - Haha. Yep Nairn it does. I’m a whinging Pom. Could have gone in first world problems but I’m not sure Aus qualifies any more.MrT
- NBQ001
Trump & treasury.
What a vain, narcissistic maniac.
Treasury orders Trump’s name printed on coronavirus stimulus checks: https://www.washingtonpost.com/w…
- canoe0
I knew YouTube had some kind of game to it.
There had to be.
I must have racked up over 500 Thumb Downs on Squarespace ads, yet relentlessly they pushed and pushed the ads.
Until BAM - I won the BIG BOSS YOUTUBE AD TROLL - !!!
I wonder who the boss will be when I reach 1,000 Thumb Downs!
- Youtube has ads?moldero
- Do you pay for a subscription?canoe
- I've never seen an ad on Youtube, what is this all about?utopian
- Almost every YouTube video has ads.monospaced
- Ya, confused are the ads on the sidebar? I’ve not seen anyGnash
- You aren't using AdBlock Plus? I haven't seen an ad on YouTube in a hundred years.i_monk
- I'm not.monospaced
- Squarespace sponsor a lot of content so the people actually do an infomercial during a video too. I just skip it.PhanLo
- LOL @ still seeing ads on YT.
Get AdBlock Plus, you twits.Continuity - yah adblock is your answerrenderedred
- @canoe yeah I pay for red or premium or whatever its called, I watch a lot of YT on TV so ad blocker doesn't work on that shitmoldero
- uBlock origin + privacy badger for me.zarkonite
- I got AdBlock Plus but YouTube ads still appear. Hmmm.monospaced
- Adblock Plus takes money from advertisers to let some curated ads through... or maybe you have a setting off? I reco you try Privacy Badger, it's made by thezarkonite
- Electronic Frontier Foundation and since it's a non-profit dedicated to online privacy I feel it's more trustworthy.zarkonite
- uBlock Origin 4 life. I haven't seen a youtube ad in yearssection_014
- youtube owns ADBLOCKHayoth
- ^that toomoldero
- ad blocker isn't working for me :[pango
- i dont ever see ads in opera browser on youtube using its built in blocker********
- NBQ006
Bindegal.
For that nasty gif in the NSFW thread.
- If you're a anti-Trump liberal you probably would enjoy...robotron3k
- Oh, roboNBQ00
- I stop checking that thread a ways back.Gnash
- OH, the shit eating lady, right?maquito
- Bobo gotz a strange bonerutopian
- Simple Pleasuresutopian
- Whenever I click on that thread I hover above it for a second thinking "this is going to be a bad idea" then its ""WTF did I click on this!?"fooler
- ^ fooler... hahaha sameRamanisky2
- maquito2
Being really tired and having trouble to sleep w/o pills.
- I just been doing it with booze bud, not any bettereryx
- I'm having trouble sleeping as well...I just popped two NyQuil LiquiCaps. I'll be out cold within 45 minutes, tops!utopian
- You just "POOPED?" sorry, mixing up threads :P ...nah, My 1 & 1/2 y/o keeps me off sleepy pills and stuff. Thank god there's QBN, though!maquito
- hah, so i'm not the only one.
i managed this by torturing myself with sleep with deprivation, until the weekend came along when I had to start drinkingsted - I live in a small village, for me a 30 minute bike ride does the trickdmay
- I quit sleeping aids because they say you don't hit REM or sum shitmoldero
- sted5
for my brain, because of not allowing my body to sleep.
