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- Gardener3
- fubu has a pretty strong hold on things over at blacklivesmatter.com…imbecile
- So he's like an older, British Martin Shkreli?garbage
- Demetriou Georgios aint a Brit name. Sound Greek/Turkich or somewhere around that end of the Med)Doris_McSquirter
- Yes...nobody with a name like that could live in Britain.BusterBoy
- OBBTKN2
The operators of the motorized ladder working in our neighborhood, this thing makes 10 meters in 2 hours...
ALL THE DAYYYY with the WEE WEE WEE WEEEEEE!! warning sound, from here to there. It's driving me crazy!
- MrT2
The double-knobhead that sideswiped MrsT and I, then fucked off down a slip-road without stopping. We were doing 80kph and just about to enter Sydney’s newest arsehole, the WestConnex tunnel. There’s been fatal crashes at that spot and it’s been open a year. The car’s bumper’s off and three of its side panels are mullered.
Bollocks to it all.
- sarahfailin11
the city of OMAHA and anyone who DESIGNS there
- Nairn2
Me.
Been working my ass off all day since 8.30 - two hours domestic with the kid, then into work and getting out a load of wee projects. Rush rush, money money. I expect to be here 'til gone 11pm, then same again tomorrow and the day after.
Get onto a bigger job - a regular one I do - and prepare £70 odd worth of material by cutting it into specific-sized sheets to accomodate expected unit types.
Except I'd misread the spec and client had made a minor but critical mention of a change across one dimension.
= I spent 2 hours manually preparing 24 sheets for cutting, costing £70+ and have done it all wrong.
I can use the material and it's not the end of the world, but fucking hell. How the hell did I miss that one critical descriptor in her email? Nngh.
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In a slump, I'm going through my personal email account and deleting thousands of useless emails - it's grimly satisfying in the face of minor disaster.
- Dull post is dull, but this is more of a ping to see if Continuity's out there...Nairn
- If it helps ordered a 20"x16" print for something the other day, due to post delays and what not a 40"x30" print arrives three weeks later.webazoot
- Check the order email, says 40"x30". How did I mess that up. (Though they charged me the 20"x16" price so I'm part convinced it was a mess up in their system)webazoot
- I ordered a new rashguard from Tatami and an XS ladies one arrived. I'm 95kg :(Doris_McSquirter
- It's the daughters' now.Doris_McSquirter
- OH, now I know who you are, hahaNairn
- Well, maybe.Nairn
- You punch yourself too muchGnash
- sted1
big time slap for the FCA,
Thousands of Britons have been left potentially unable to access their own cash after the Financial Conduct Authority froze the UK licence of Germany’s Wirecard.
https://www.prestwichandwhitefie…
- Doris_McSquirter-6
This lady needs a damn good talking too.
- I read this earlier and whilst I 'get' (after explanation) where she's coming from.. she really could have done a better job at presenting her thinking.Nairn
- It's hard for me not to imagine she was purposefully vague to get internet points.Nairn
- Is that her real face?Gnash
- The stones belong to me Dr. Jones!face_melter
- hahaha face!fadein11
- Nairn4
I need to slow down a bit. I just texted a client "did you get my email about being in this free porn?"
'free porn' should have been 'afternoon'.
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Small iPhone and lousy predictive text. there's not much I miss about my Android phone, except the whole text entry thing... .
- I already suspect her husband thinks i fancy her. He often comes in to check on her from the parked car if we chat too long.Nairn
- haha (to comment above).fadein11
- to both actually.fadein11
- Hope you waited on a reply back before explaining?webazoot
- For some reason this makes me think of one Seinfeld episode, where the girl says yes to menage a troisdrgs
- "did you get my email about being in this afternoon?"********
- yes. i was waiting for her and she's not great with emails, so i texted her to check.
astounding, i appreciate.Nairn - Twist: This afternoon's porn is free.garbage
- @webazoot - d'oh! No, I didn't :)
It was a quick LOL, a sustained Oh Fucking hell, then a quick text to apologise and laugh about it. t'fully she did tooNairn
- webazoot0
Danbury Mint
Selling old people a Personalized Monogram Face Mask Set for Only £100/$99
I though my local petrol station was ripping people off...
"A set of four fabric face masks hand sewn in the USA and personalized with your initials!
Enhance your style with a set of four stunning, fashionable face masks personalized with your initials and hand sewn just for you right here in the USA!
Personalized with an elegant diamond pattern of your initials for a style that's uniquely your own!
Our Face Covering is a fashion face covering and not intended to be Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)."
- ********-4
- The mask debate is ridiculous. Just wear a fucking mask you morons. Holy fuck, what a hill to (literally) die on.Gnash
- neither individual in the image is wearing a maskimbecile
- ^sarahfailin
- nah, masks r 4 pussays.Doris_McSquirter
- Hundreds are shot at home by accident every year. Imagine thinking this comparison makes any sense.i_monk
- nb7
Punches for omahadesigns for crossposting shitmemes
- If I recall, he doesn't really believe the shit he posts, but he's dumb enough to think it's entertaining anyone.garbage
- Triggered!Hayoth
- Triggered is the dumbest concept, because it's actually a touchstone of projection if you assume people are getting as worked up as you are on the internet.garbage
- It's kind of like bragging that you shit your pants, and then calling people out for saying you shit your pants. Now I'm grocery shopping.garbage
- (this took 30 seconds, rethink your life)garbage
- Salarrue4
- socialismutopian
- lolSalarrue
- I’ve never tried it flambé styleGnash
- Dude, the kitchen is fire! Quick! Take a photo, it will be totally bitching.face_melter
- Def ALL DenteBH26
- EVERY. TIME.monospaced
- no, al DANTE"S INFERNO!Gnash
- first thing you should do when shit's on fire is take a photo (for likes & comments) instead of putting it outKrassy
- nailed itautoflavour
- maybe don't put 16 oz of pasta in a 12 oz pot.fooler
- oh so the punches are for the guy taking the photo? not for the flammability of dried pasta?sarahfailin
- this is just straight arson.sarahfailin
- punches for all the people commenting that think this is a cooking mistakemonospaced
- grafician-2
"Fans celebrate XXX’s birthday" in Entertainment news on all news channels, in all countries, ever.
- ********-2
https://pagesix.com/2020/07/09/r…
Hightower’s credit card limit at $50,000 a month and pay her $75,000 so she can find a summer home for their two kids while De Niro and his other children remain in his three-house compound upstate.
- Hopefully they can do a Meet the Fockers 3BH26
- Punches for the author of the first sentence of the articleSalarrue
- #nodinerodenirorenderedred
- webazoot0
Cottagecore?
- oh, yes (winston churchill voice)renderedred
- Cottagecore, is that an actual word? LOLutopian
- I much prefer cottaging. You get lots of exercise, meet new, like-minded, people, and its a great way to relax.face_melter
- London type. Queer sort.Fax_Benson
- is this the brit version of guys that dress like cowboys?Gnash
- They sent Posh out into the hills a couple of hours beforehand, now it’s time to go hunting.MrT
- @gnash - David looks more like he's in Kiwi/Ozzie attire to me (Driza-bone)Nairn
- _niko3
Shit for brains Erdogan for converting the unesco heritage site and museum Hagia Sophia Into a mosque.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-e…
- i love how they word it -- insinuating it was always a mosqueGnash
- Fucking barbarians, I feel sorry for the secular, progressive Turks who have to live under this invincible, he’s set back Turkey 400 years_niko
- *Imbecile not invincible_niko
- Dictators quickly try to change known history to fit their agendas.grafician
- cancel hagia sophia! sounds ugly anyways********
- yup @noteboy saint sophia sounds terriblerenderedred
- It was always gonna happen.Doris_McSquirter
- Salarrue4
“It would be like losing a little bit of me”: TikTok users respond to a potential ban in the U.S.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/…- Ban that shit ASAPBennn
- YeeeesNBQ00
- Ban twitter and Facebook too. Social media is absolute shit.i_monk
- You forgot instagram and most importantly: QBN. The most evil of them all.NBQ00
- i second i_monk. agaisnt my libertarian and pro business leanings, but since failure of public edu, it has to be done********
- Ban kids having fun! its not ok if the Chinezes supposedly "give their gov our info" even though our gov constantly asks apple to add back doors for themselvesmoldero
- ********0
People who take nothing but selfies.
instagram.com/janina_f.p/
- people that follow those peoplegrafician
- its a good way to weed out the self absorbed people from our own lives.moldero
- 58K followers... and these are not specially great picturesBennn
- also it's a difference between following real models, actors, singers if you're interested in their lives,releases, etc. and following self-absorbed nobodies...grafician
- Its awkward when its a friend though, instagram needs a follow but don't see option.webazoot
- Nairn0
People who over-use this emoji.
Just had a client use it alongside a confirmation of the time I suggested she come in today, after I asked whether I was supposed to have absolutely confirmed it (. ie. because she's late and hasn't got in contact...)
Like - woman, that's absolutely not in any way funny or amusing, let alone cry-inducingly so.
- Women love that shitNBQ00
- why no asci?maikel
- Yeah, can we not just have one laugh emoji. So much time spent trying to gauge which laughing emoji some unfunny links/jokes require in reply.webazoot
- imbecile
- You're in the right direction but this is better:
Anyone whoever uses any emojis.
Use your fucking words.CyBrainX - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯pango
- imbecile
- I always follow with the barf one. Cry barf tells them that you really did laugh so hard you barfedcannonball1978
- ********-3
People who like every message you send in a dm.